I saved these Saturday morning but now I can't remember where they were or what they were doing, and quite frankly I have no intention of looking it up. It’s just the Pussycat Dolls. Does it even matter?
11.03.2008 PUSSYCAT DOLLS DOING SOMETHING
03.27.2008 THE CLASSYCAT DOLLS ARE … WAIT, WHAT?
These pictures were on Tyler over two years ago (here), so I don’t know what the Sun is talking about, but it's an excuse to show some semi-famous chicks wound on the front page, so there you go. The Sun says…
I’ve always admired any pictures of hot girl group PUSSYCAT DOLLS that happen to land on my desk.
But these are even more FINE than usual - though they've landed concert promoters with a financial penalty.
First off, the lovely CARMIT had a tussle with her skimpy vest and thankfully lost.
Then gorgeous blonde ASHLEY gave the audience a flash of more than they bargained for thanks to her teensy shorts.
It proved too much for officials in strict Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia's capital city.
Pussycat Dolls promoters Absolute Entertainment have been fined 10,000 Ringgits (£1,436) for allowing the act to perform "sexually suggestive" routines.
So, they're fining them for something that happened two years ago, I guess. Or not. Whatever. All I know for sure is I had to load that second to last picture 7 times before it would go through. Computer error, or is she so ugly my computer refuses to power her picture? I think we both know the answer.
03.14.2008 THE CLASSYCAT DOLLS
The Pussycat Dolls had their fashion show yesterday at LA Fashion Week, and it was a typically somber and understated affair. All the models were ugly and the fashion was hideous, so if that was the goal, Mission Accomplished! I think my favorite of the ugly models was either this basically naked chick or this chick with stretch marks. I assume her c-section scars or knife wounds are there too, but that should only be considered an optimistic guess. The only people who would wear this insane crap are the pussycat dolls, and they’re already there, so why even have a show. Why do they even get a show. Their gimmick is that they’re singers who look like strippers, but they can't sing and they don't strip. Real strippers are hotter with better music and they’ll show you their vaginas for 20 dollars because they dropped out of high school. Advantage = Real Strippers.
04.18.2007 JESSICA IS A PUSSYCAT DOLL?
Us magazine says that Jessica Simpson will host a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at their lounge inside of PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. Presumably, this means Jess will wear traditional Pussycat gear, including tight leather and fishnets, like previous hosts Eva Longoria, Denise Richards, Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson have. Us says:
Sex-crazed men of the world rejoice: Jessica Simpson is getting back to her cleavage-baring ways … Simpson will don her naughty-wear May 4 when she plays host to a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at the scantily-clad group's themed lounge at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas. "This is a chance for her to be sexy again and back in the spotlight," a club source tells us.
Jessica doesn’t even look that great lately, but she’s still eleventy billion times hotter than the Pussycat Dolls, so they really might wanna reconsider. These little shows are sort of like a competition to see who can be the sexiest, and these trannies keep inviting chicks way way hotter than they are. It's like if an army of monkeys took on the regular army. No matter what cute tricks the monkey army can do, like riding a skateboard and clapping, the regular army can do that too. Plus they have enormous guns. And looking cute in a suit and fedora isn't gonna make you any less likely to explode when the bullets hit you. So, to recap, the Pussycat Dolls are exactly like an army of monkeys. Thank you.
