Queen Latifah Marries Gay Couples at Grammys

By Lex January 27, 2014 @ 1:34 PM

That four ring circus of everything but music jumped the auto-tuned shark last night when Queen Latifah married thirty-four couples on stage while Macklemore and Roy Rogers sang Same Love, a song about how all love is special love, including I think furry cosplay creampies, but I’m still checking the lyrics. Madonna wanted the world to know that banging African men half your age is same love, though it’s important to actually only marry successful white guys. Macklemore wanted to triple apologize to everybody for not being gay himself, though if only God had answered his prayers. And Queen Latifah just wanted to do anything on stage since she shat out 40 lbs for her daytime talk show. It all culminated in the Queen joining a few dozen couples on stage in holy matrimony. There were midgets and old people and Mexicans marrying Jews and I think one Yemeni stone mason married his four-year old second cousin, but the social statement oomph was the marriage of the gay couples. Using her regal powers, Latifah married them all in one fell swoop, signifying the hyper-holy nature of matrimony on national television set to Madonna music.

Grammy producers were quick to insist that the marriage set wasn’t just a publicity stunt. They also insisted that music sales are going great and American record stores continue to thrive.

“We don’t need to stoop to the level of trying to find gimmicks and sensationalistic approaches to what we do”
–Neil Portnow, the president of the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences

Neil, this would be the time to shut the fuck up, you know what you did. Now there’s a Yemeni dude raping a child on their wedding night and you are most definitely to blame. Still, you beat The Bachelor in ratings. Thirty-four gimmick weddings trounce one.

Queen Latifah Offered Marina Shifrin A Job (VIDEO)

By Travis October 03, 2013 @ 9:00 AM







In the five days since posting her oh-so-creative “I Quit” video to YouTube and inspiring millions of people to ask, “Can I have your old job?”, Marina Shifrin has amassed more than 11 million views and that’s apparently good enough for a visit to The Queen Latifah Show. It all really seems worth it now, doesn’t it? Anyway, the rapper-turned-lady-who-asks-questions was so impressed by Marina’s ability to complain about her job duties that she offered her a job on the show. If she’s serious, that’s such a wonderful gesture that’s sure to keep Marina employed for at least four episodes before it’s canceled.

QUEEN LATIFAH IS GAY, ENGAGED

By brendon December 03, 2007 @ 6:44 PM

This morning the New York Daily News ran this blind item:

Which big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She's been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married.

And now MediaTakeOut may have the answer:

It's happened. MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Queen Latifah and her longtime girlfriend Jeanette are OFFICIALLY ENGAGED!!! The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years – and they've finally decided to make it official.
And there's more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made.
MediaTakeOut.com can't reveal our source to this story, but we can tell you that we're 100% sure on this one.

Jeanette is the girl in the pictures above. She's not the girl in this picture of Latifah in a strip club, but that girl has a hot ass.  I'm not sure about Jeanettes ass.  So I think Latifah should marry that other girl.  I know I would.