R Kelly Is Sensitive To Rape Questions And Shit Around The Web

Musical artist and pounder of young flesh R Kelly got pissed off during a live interview with the Huffington Post and stormed off. He became angry when the interviewer asked him about his multiple underaged sexual assault charges.Everybody has their buttons. Though not necessarily that button. I don't see nothin' wrong with a little bump and grind. (Dlisted) Elle Brittain reveals her killer sideboob. (Last Men On...read more

Music Protests R Kelly

Two Ohio based bands have dropped out of The Fashion Meets Music Festival because one of the Festival headliners is underaged girl loving R Kelly. Saintseneca, a band as preachy as their new aged name, thought better than to share billing with Kelly: "We feel it is an affront to all survivors, who are already often overlooked and forgotten in our society." Pop musicians aren't usually considered super bright, but...read more

R. Kelly's Daughter Is Now His Son

You can't blame a thirteen year old girl for wanting to become a boy when you're hanging around R. Kelly. Not that R. Kelly has ever been accused of incest. It's really the one sex crime standard obviously missing from his best of album. A couple weeks ago Kelly's daughter Jaya announced that she is henceforth, Jay. Support for Jay quickly rolled in on social media as everyone agreed that boy or girl, being R. Kelly's...read more

Lady Gaga Distancing Herself from R. Kelly

Maybe it wasn't the best idea for a woman to launch a bawdy sexualized song with a known defiler of underaged girls. Lady Gaga probably didn't give a shit until her new album tanked in sales simultaneous to the uproar over R. Kelly's pissing on pubescent girlscame back into the media spotlight. Such is the whimsical nature of creating art with sex offenders. Lady Gaga's P.R. machine, along with her desperately...read more

R. Kelly Hates On The Haters Who Hate That He Hate Fucks Teens

R. Kelly is once again defending himself against allegations of past sexual misconduct with underaged girls. You know, like when he fucked a couple of teen girls in a sex tape and peed on them. Stuff like that. This is in the wake of the release of his latest album Black Panties. R. Kelly has been accused of this kind of shenanigans for over a decade now. Yet, he's not been convicted of any misconduct. Charged, yes....read more

Village Voice Recounts R. Kelly's Glory Days of Raping High School Sophomores

Some people just can't let shit go. It's been fifteen years since R. Kelly kind of allegedly raped hordes of high school girls. And maybe one or three of them tried to off themselves. But it's not like R. Kelly didn't pay them all reasonably well to shut the fuck up. I'm pretty sure there's a verse or two in the Good Book that says that makes it all good. I guess some people didn't get the street justice memo. With...read more

Lady Gaga Has Fallen And She Can't Get Up

Everybody wants to know why the social outcasts from The Breakfast Clubaren't buying Lady Gaga's new album. It's so bad that when I searched Lady Gaga backdoor cucumber BDSM penetration, I got articles about how ARTPOP sucks and how Interscope is going to have to fire a large number of angry short people because they're losing so much money on the album. Everybody in Gaga's inner-circle has ditched her like rats...read more

R. Kelly Thinks Chris Brown Is Jesus

R. Kelly came to the defense of fellow creepy singer Chris Brown by comparing him to Muhammed Ali, Martin Luther King, and Jesus Christ. Kelly was giving an interview for his new album Black Panties when the subject of his many controversies came up. You know, like him peeing on underaged girls on sex tapes and generally being a weird asshole. But how in the name of Christ can Chris Brown be like Jesus? He says of the...read more

Lady Gaga Mounts R. Kelly In Preview Mode

With only one preview shot of the forthcoming video for the Lady Gaga song about letting R. Kelly piss directly into her screeching portal, I'm already prepared to call this the musical event of the year. What could possibly go visually wrong with Megan's Law website featured face Terry Richardson directing the bewildered ferret like countenance of Lady Gaga writhing around on R. Kelly homaging Kanye and flipping the...read more

Lady Gaga Dry Humps R. Kelly on SNL (VIDEO)

Watching Lady Gaga perform over a pre-recorded track on SNL was a valuable lesson in why you should never utter shit aloud like 'Well, this can't get any worse.' Because that's the Candyman call for R. Kelly to appear and start getting it on with fugly trainable Cousin It. When Gaga pretends to blow R. Kelly and swings her sock puppet face back toward the camera, I fucking said it again. Next think you know,...read more

It's About Time for a Kicked Up National Anthem

There is a new White House petition to change the national anthem to R. Kelly's Ignition (remix). The song about going to the club, drinkin', ridin' in a stretch Navigator, and gettin' yo freak on has already garnered 4300 signatures. The current anthem was written by Francis Scott Key after watching a flag in Baltimore harbor survive Limey bombardment during the war of 1812. You have to admit it's a little dated. It...read more

afternoon headlines

KARL MALDEN - died today at the age of 97. He won the Academy Award in 1951 for "A Streetcar Named Desire". How did he die? What am I, a scientist? (source = yahoo) R KELLY - might have had his home raided by Chicago police today searching for evidence of statutory rape. Reports say his current girlfriend is 17, the age of consent in Illinois. Police want to know how old she was when they started "dating". This is...read more


Yahoo says the jury in the R. Kelly child pornography case has reached a verdict after less than one day of deliberation. Judge Vincent Gaughan is scheduled to read the verdict today at 3:30 eastern time.UPDATE - CBS in Chicago says he has been found Not Guilty on all 14 counts. Apparently the jury felt there was not enough evidence to convict him. If only there had been some record of the event. Maybe a photograph...read more


After just two days and 12 witnesses, the defense rested yesterday in the R. Kelly child pornography case. Neither Kelly nor the woman who is said to have been 13 when she had sex with Kelly ever testified. This is not to say the trial is over, as today the prosecution will bring back a video expert to contradict claims by the defense about a mole on Kellys back. The Chicago Sun Times says…Prosecutors said Monday they...read more


The prosecution rested yesterday in the R. Kelly child pornography trial in Chicago. Their final witness was a 27-year-old woman named Lisa Van Allen, who testified that she had a three-way with Kelly and the alleged victim, who was around 13 at the time. It turns out that’s illegal. EW says:Van Allen testified that Kelly taped their trysts and alleged that last year he offered her $250,000 to recover one of the tapes....read more