Who didn’t R. Kelly have sex with? This man has probably nailed everything not nailed down. No matter how old it was. Would you believe it? Allegedly, there’s even more untold tales of R. Kelly and the underaged. Everyone... READ MORE

While the #MeThree! movement was so effective that it even took down men who didn't do anything wrong, R. Kelly has somehow inexplicably been able to skirt a full court press hashtag backlash for allegedly perpetually banging teenagers for... READ MORE

What's the world coming to when a pedophile's hush money and Non-Disclosure Agreements are no longer honored? 

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On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast we imagine how shitty the R. Kelly Sex Cult will look on your future job applications, consider how far Disney can bend over for multiculturalists, wind down... READ MORE

A cult's not official until the perfectly coiffed milkmaids release videos insisting they're okay and happy at the compound. 

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R. Kelly's lawyer would like you to know that he's not currently operating a sex cult with a half-dozen young women under his spell in Chicago and Atlanta condos. Though if he were operating such a sex cult, the... READ MORE

The spectrum of complaints for which R. Kelly could be sued or arrested is infinite. There's not an actionable offense you could assign to Kelly that would draw shock. 

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Musical artist and pounder of young flesh R Kelly got pissed off during a live interview with the Huffington Post and stormed off. He became angry when the interviewer asked him about his multiple underaged sexual assault charges. Everybody has... READ MORE

Two Ohio based bands have dropped out of The Fashion Meets Music Festival because one of the Festival headliners is underaged girl loving R Kelly. Saintseneca, a band as preachy as their new aged name, thought better than to... READ MORE

You can’t blame a thirteen year old girl for wanting to become a boy when you’re hanging around R. Kelly. Not that R. Kelly has ever been accused of incest. It’s really the one sex crime standard obviously missing... READ MORE