KATIE HOLMES - is not pregnant, according to her rep, who says the picture that started this rumor, “looks doctored”. To which Tom Cruise nervously asked, “Wait, so are you saying it’s fake or that the doctor made her pregnant again?” (e!)
KELLY BROOK - was nearly 5 months pregnant with her first child yesterday when she suffered a miscarriage. “Show your tits”, I tried not to think but couldn’t help myself. (ok!)
DINOSAURS VS ALIENS - is the latest result of Hollywood randomly combining characters and themes from other, better movies (such as teens + zombies + vampires vs. aliens or Abraham Lincoln vs. vampires or cowboy + ninja + viking or cowboys vs. aliens or Jane Austen vs. zombies or robots vs. zombies or Leonardo DaVinci vs. demons) because that’s way easier than thinking up new ones. Coming soon: Jesus vs. Predator, and Hitlers brain in a dragon vs. big tittied bikini Supergirl. (deadline)
REAL STEEL - now has a full length trailer that explains much more about why you’ll hate this. (yahoo)
PAUL MCCARTNEY - will not have a pre-nup when he marries fiance Nancy Shevell, despite the fact that his 2008 divorce from Heather Mills cost him $40 million. “She let’s me stick it anywhere,” he explained. (daily mail)
RACHEL BILSON - was also at the Chanel fashion show in France yesterday. So I guess that was Mila Kunis I fucked last night. I always get them mixed up.
Yesterday morning there were tons of pictures from the weekend of Rachel Bilson in a red bikini on a beach in Barabdos. Long story short; her ass is fantastic.
But there were also pictures of her in a black bikini, and I set those aside to post later in the day. Now, some might assume I forgot about that and then played Portal and then took a nap, but maybe that’s not the case at all. Maybe I was just waiting for the right moment. Which is now. Because I wanted this to be special for you. Why do you always have to be so negative.
(image source = fame and flynet)
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are apparently not broken up like they’re supposed to be, and to prove it this weekend they were on the beach in Barbados.
If you don’t know, Rachel is the perfect looking one in the red bikini. Hayden is the pasty one with a sunken chest and ropy little arms, the one who looks weak inside and out. He’s probably gonna want to punch me after publicly insulting him in front of his girlfriend like this, but luckily Hayden Christensen is a pussy so I don’t foresee a problem.
(image source = fame and flynet)
Rachel Bilson was in Paris last night for extra-fancy designer Roberto Cavallis 40th Anniversary Party and… god… she’s just so pretty. She looks so pure and innocent and perfect, she’s like an angel, I’m not even sure I could have sex with her. I would feel bad about all the degrading things I made her do and names I called her. Might as well go to a hospital and jack off on a new mom cradling her baby in her arms.
Unthinkably cute Rachel Bilson has been engaged to undeserving dummy Hayden Christensen since 2008, but Us magazine says they’ve broken up. At least for now.
Bilson flashed a ringless finger on the red carpet of the Take No Prisoners event in L.A. Wednesday night. When asked how wedding plans were going, she said, “No, no plans” and pointed to her bare hand. “No nothing.”
A source says the couple are “taking about a month off” and will then revisit their relationship to decide if they should stay together.
Hayden hasn’t said anything about the break up yet, or maybe he did but it was a bunch of incoherent mumbling so who knows what the hell he said. Not only should she dump him, but she should do it with such force that his hat and shoes come flying off.
If I were an actor, I would definitely want to costar with Rachel Bilson, because she’s unbelievably hot and she’ll apparently date anyone within ten feet of her, regardless of how boring or dumb looking that person might be. She might even marry you.
Rachel Bilson and her longtime beau, Hayden Christensen, got engaged quietly over the holidays, PEOPLE has learned. According to a friend of the actress, the two, who costarred in 2008's Jumper, got engaged in December.
"They're so excited," says the pal, adding that no wedding date has been set. "They're a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief."
Before this she dated that dude whose name I cant remember from "the OC". Now she’s with this dimwitted oaf. And if you were wondering, his hat above either says "bape" or "rape". I don’t know what bape is. I do know what rape is, which raises more questions than if it was the word i didnt know.
(picture source = pacific coast)
