Rachel Jessee Goes Topless Because It’s Fucking Go Topless Day

By Lex August 25, 2014 @ 1:32 PM

Rachel Jessee Leads The International Go Topless Day March At Bryant Park
Rachel Jessee is an illusionist. That’s not nearly as important as the fact that she’s the redhead on your right with the absolutely perfect tits. Rachel and a couple dozen of her less attractive cohorts marched in honor of Go Topless Day in New York City. Of course, there is actually no point in protesting the right to be topless in New York City. Or to put an infant on your bare tit and command them to start sucking and even shitting without a diaper. I believe you can now openly bang a Hansom cab horse provided you don’t use his bobbed tail to clean yourself when you’re done. That’s just rude. There’s really almost nothing you can’t do in public in New York in 2014. Including protesting oppressive laws that don’t exist. Which would be obnoxious, if it weren’t for Rachel Jessee and those magnificent pair of boobs.

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