The National Enquirer (according to celebitchy) reports this week that celebrity chef / annoying cunt Rachel Ray shared a recipe in Modern Dog magazine called “Isaboos Butternut Squash Mac and Cheddar”. And there's an article and a recipe and even a picture of her dog eating a bowl of the stuff. But is it really a bowl of … Murder!
To promote her “Nutrish” line of dog food, the super chef recently published a recipe that’s intended for human consumption in a popular dog lover’s magazine. The recipe, “Isaboo’s Butternut Squash Mac and Chedder” was inspired by her pit bull Isaboo’s love of squash. But readers were confused and believed the dish, that included an ingredient that could kill dogs, was mean for their dogs.
Nowhere in the dog magazine did it state that the recipe was intended for humans, not dogs. And the text accompanying the recipe contained a disclaimer warning owners to check with their dogs’ veterinarians, again leading many to believe the recipe was for dogs…
Dr. Dana Harman, D.V.M., of Boca Raton, Fla, explains that onions can cause “potentially fatal hemolytic anemia” in dogs.
On her website, Ray can't be bothered to offer a full explanation or warning, and in fact she still has the recipe under a heading called Pet Friendly, even though it's actually Pet Deadly. She claims this is all a misunderstanding but I’m not so sure. Just look at some of her other Pet Friendly recipes: “Beef Gravy with Crushed Glass", "Peanut Butter Bullets" and "Bowl of Poison". WTF! How can that not be intentional!
TMZ says that Rachael Ray made racist remarks about Oprah Winfrey and attacked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie while drunk at a restaurant in Los Angeles. The incident occurred in December of 2005 when Rachel was being promoted by Oprah to get her own syndicated talk show. While on a book tour in LA, Rachel went to diner at the Houston’s restaurant in the Century City shopping mall just outside Beverly Hills. Rachel had a few glasses of wine, became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began to talk about a picture Oprah has of herself in her production office. TMZ says:
(The picture is) from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era … sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black." But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor cunt."
God, who the hell are you supposed to cheer for in this. Rachel and Oprah are both fat-asses with seals for an audience and they aren’t nearly as interesting or funny as they seem to think and yet everything they do and say all comes back to them. Choosing between Rachel Ray and Oprah is like choosing what color toaster I wanna put my dick in.
A woman named Jeannine Walz says that John Cusamonao, the husband of talk show host Rachel Ray, used to pay up to 500 dollars per session to be spit on and have her rub her feet in his face. Even worse, the sessions were sometimes held in the apartment he shared with Ray at the time. Walz says:
"Sometimes he'd be naked. I always kept my clothes on. John paid me up to $500 for a session. We'd often have sessions at least twice a month … I virtually supported myself by spitting on him. But there was never any normal sex involved. He once offered to pay me $1,200 to perform a kinky sex act with him, but I refused."
Well this is just gross and disgusting. It's offensive and I don't even wanna think about it. 500 dollars! I pay 700! How the fuck is he getting it for 500! Now I'm starting to wonder if 400 to pour candle wax on my balls was such a good deal after all.
source = New York Daily News
