Rachel Roy Faked Fucking Jay Z

April 27, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to authoritatively anonymous insider sources, Rachel Roy intentionally misled the social media idiots to believe she was the other woman in the Beyonce song  calling out her husband for cheating. Roy wanted to drum up publicity for her personal style book out now on sale. You’re going to want to dress and carry yourself […]


Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

April 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce  with an assist from sixty-seven of her literate music industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity. It can’t feel good to be the husband in that situation, just trying […]


Solange Knowles Was Fighting Everyone At The Met Gala

May 13, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Now that the elevator surveillance footage dust has settled, everybody who doesn’t have anything more important to worry about wants to know why the hell Solange Knowles tried to beat the shit out of Jay Z at a Met Gala after party. Is it because he cheated on Beyonce with someone younger who doesn’t look […]