Rachel Roy Faked Fucking Jay Z

According to authoritatively anonymous insider sources, Rachel Roy intentionally misled the social media idiots to believe she was the other woman in the Beyonce song calling out her husband for cheating. Roy wanted to drum up publicity for her personal style book out now on sale. You're going to want to dress and carry yourself like a woman who's fucking a married rapper. It's not confirmed but almost certainly true....read more

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce with an assist from sixty-seven of her literatemusic industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs about marital infidelity. It can't feel good to be the husband in that situation, just trying to fuck your side chick on a Saturday night and flipping on HBO to see your wife...read more

Solange Knowles Was Fighting Everyone At The Met Gala

Now that the elevator surveillance footage dust has settled, everybody who doesn't have anything more important to worry about wants to know why the hell Solange Knowles tried to beat the shit out of Jay Z at a Met Gala after party. Is it because he cheated on Beyonce with someone younger who doesn't look like she hasn't taken a shit in five years? Did he promise to make her a bigger star and then fail to come through...read more