Long before she helped ruin Tiger Woods marriage, Rachel Uchitel was engaged to an investment banker who was killed during the attacks on 9/11. But don’t feel too bad for her, because as she explains in a New York Post interview that comes out tomorrow, dead fiances never start fights.
“I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good. I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him. It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.”
“(Had he not been murdered) I would be a fat housewife with three kids on Long Island.”
She’s now threatening to sue the Post while claiming these quotes were taken out of context, though I’m not sure what the right context is for, “I’m happy he got burned alive on 9/11 or else I might have gained some weight.”
Elin Nordegren hasn’t said a word to the press since it was revealed that her husband Tiger Woods would stick his dick in a beehive if he saw one in a club, but Friday People magazine will publish Elins first - and last, according to her - interview, given over 4 days in her Florida home.
“I have been through the stages of disbelief and shock, to anger and ultimately grief over the loss of the family I so badly wanted for my children,” she says in the magazine’s latest issue, out just days after her split from Tiger Woods was made official.
The 30-year-old mother of two, who is studying towards a college degree in psychology, says that despite her husband’s betrayal, “I also feel stronger than I ever have. I have confidence in my beliefs, my decisions and myself.”
“My immediate plan is for the kids and me to continue to adjust to our new situation. I am going to keep taking classes, but my main focus is to try to give myself time to heal,” she says.
For Peoples sake I hope they’re saving all the interesting things she said for the magazine. I wasn’t even paying attention and I was bored. Is it possible to feel sorry for a woman who made at least 100 million dollars in her divorce? Let me put it this way: No.
(image source of tigers homewrecking whore rachel uchitel yesterday in malibu = pacific coast)
Rachel Uchitel got famous by sleeping with other peoples husbands, so you’d think she’d be flattered to pose for Playboy. Playmates are some of the finest people to ever live, and she should be honored to be in their company. All of us should be really. So she said yes unconditionally, right?
A source close to the mag tells us Rachel has the right to pull out any time before the shoot goes down — which is in three weeks.
We’re also told Rachel won’t be baring it all — just the backside … and the topside.
Are you god damn kidding me? This 5 has the nerve to make demands to Playboy, AND won’t show her kitty? They need to set her straight. Take your clothes off, lay down and shut your mouth little girl. That’s also the tagline on my e-harmony profile, btw. I don’t have time for games.
(source = splash news online)
Rachel Uchitel was the first girl outed for having an affair with Tiger Woods, and even though over a dozen girls have made similar claims since, by most accounts Rachel was the most serious. And yet she’s been the only one to shy away from the press, the only one who hasn’t done any interviews. She must have too much integrity for that kind of thing.
Oh wait never mind.
Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from (Uchitel that they) offered $10 million in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.
TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.
Compare Rachel’s settlement with what other A.M’s received, if they got anything at all. We’re told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.
Or she was just first. And then everything else came out and by then there was no point in paying anyone off. If he paid 10 million to someone now to shut up, then THAT would “speak volumes”. The last Tiger text messages were kind of sexy. The new 10 million dollars ones would have to be more like:
That girl u brought
:(
2 much coke. Now =
(X_X)
U got saw?
Tiger Woods hasn’t been seen in public for almost a month, essentially in hiding since the National Enquirer broke the story on Thanksgiving day that he was cheating on his wife with Rachel Uchitel. The good news is he’s been spending that time working on his relationship and making amends for his past transgressions. The bad news is he’s doing it with the whore, not his wife. The Sun says…
Tiger Woods has been seen partying with his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.
Woods, 33, and Uchitel, 34, were spotted holding hands at a party in Palm Beach, Florida, on Sunday night … (they also) partied together the previous night at a club.
Some sources told Entertainment Tonight they are living together in the Florida resort.
It’s been reported that a divorce could cost Tiger somewhere around 300 million dollars, so this Rachel chick better be a lunatic in bed. And I don’t just mean ATM and swallowing and three-ways with teen runaways they picked up at the strip club and who let you film it, I mean her vagina better be lined with studded velvet and vibrate when you’re inside it, and then when she comes gold coins fall out of her.
For the first few days after the story broke, Rachel Uchitel was still denying having an affair with Tiger Woods. When asked why she was so often in the same place at the same time as Tiger, she always had a convenient excuse. Just as she no doubt will for why she and Tiger were just a few miles apart all weekend.
Rachel Uchitel, the first woman romantically linked to Tiger Woods, told friends she had booked a plane ticket last Friday to West Palm Beach, just seven-and-a-half miles from the North Palm Beach marina where Woods’ yacht “Privacy” was docked over the weekend, and about 20 miles from his Jupiter Island home, Fox411.com has learned.
News of Woods’ and Uchitel’s close proximity over the weekend came as mutual friends told Fox411.com that the two are still very much in love and still very much an item, and they have no plans on ending their relationship anytime soon.
“Tiger and Rachel are still very much in love,” an insider said. “They are still in communication and they’re just trying to figure out how to make it work so they can be together.”
Uchitel reportedly told friends she was going to Palm Beach to visit her mom for Christmas, but according to my sources, Christmas is still 11 days away (TYLER EXCLUSIVE!). So either Rachel is lying again, or a calendar would be a good gift if you end up being Rachel’s Secret Santa.
