Randy Jackson Takes A Hit

Randy Jackson is divorcing his wife of eighteen years, which comes as a shock to the gay men of America claiming him as one of their own since Genesis. Jackson never got a prenup, most likely because at the time of marriage all he owned were some skinny jeans, an out of tune bass, and a large private stash of insulin. American Idol earned him a profit of $5 million a year because white America always needs a black...read more

Nicki Minaj is already cursing out Mariah Carey

There were rumors that Mariah Carey didn't want 'American Idol' to hire Nicki Minaj as a judge because the two didn't get along. According to this footage from the auditions in Charlotte yesterday, those rumors were 100 percent true. Nicki: "...and if you've got a fucking problem, handle it. I told them I'm not fuckin' putting up with her fucking highness over there. Figure it the fuck out. Figure it out." Mariah: "Oh...read more

Randy Jackson will be back on American Idol

Despite a million rumors to the contrary, Randy Jackson will apparently be returning as a judge on ‘American Idol' this season, at least according to this tweet by Simon Cowell and this report in the Hollywood Reporter. It seems the plan is still to have four judges this year, with Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj the front runners to join Jackson and Mariah Carey. Negotiations with Enrique Iglesias have ended because of...read more

Randy Jackson out on 'Idol', Keith Urban sort of in

It's been rumored for months that Randy Jackson would not return to 'American Idol' next season, and now the LA Times says his departure is all but official, causing a void that the show will replace quickly and easily. TMZ has a source (possibly a two-week old copy of the Hollywood Reporter) saying Keith Urban will replace Jackson and "take the third judging spot alongside Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj." Officially,...read more

Mariah Carey "in serious talks" to judge American idol

Unfettered by their experience with demanding pain in the ass Jennifer Lopez, Us.com says ‘American Idol' producers want demanding pain in the ass Mariah Carey to replace her as a judge next season. If anyone could handle her it should be Randy Jackson (he's her manager) but this supports previous reports that the plan is to clean house and get 3 all new judges, so he'll be gone too. "They are in serious talks with...read more

Steven Tyler is leaving 'American Idol'

Giving credence to the rumor that 'American Idol' will have three all new judges next season, Henifaa Yopez told the Today show this morning that "maybe it's time for me to go", and now Steven Tyler--who could have dragged this out for months to be the center of attention like some media whores--has released a statement saying it's definitely time for him to go. "After some long ... hard ... thoughts ... I've decided...read more