Randy Quaid Deported And Shit Around The Web

Character actor and Santa Claus on meth look-a-like Randy Quaid is being detained by Canadian immigration. He lives in Montreal because he's in deep legal trouble in the U.S. andcrazy assholes are more readily accepted in Montreal. When did he go batshit crazy? (TMZ) Sylvie Meis in lingerie makes me Dutch drool. (Last Men On Earth) Telenovela star Isabel Madow shows off her naked chichis. (Egotastic All-Stars) Sienna...read more

Randy Quaid Can't Be Stopped

Canadian exiles and fervent meth addicts Randy and Evi Quaid uploaded a series of sex tapes they made to the Internet. It shows Quaid with a Unabomber beard going down on his wife, then she sucks his dick and they fuck while a dog yaps relentlessly in the background and you cry. They succeed marvelously in making the audience feel dirty but I missed the larger point. This should stand alone as the grossest celebrity...read more

Randy Quaid Underrated (VIDEO)

Randy Quaid and his wife are still exiled in Canada where they fled following vandalism and burglary charges. I think they also sodomized some exotic animals on the way out of town. The U.S. threw their passports in the carbon neutral incinerator. Quaid isn't ready to admit he loves meth and is still blaming everyoneelse for hisproblems in brazenlyparanoid and delusional rants. His latest line of logic findsRupert...read more

monday night headlines

PEOPLE WHO READ TYLER - are concerned. About something. I'm not sure what though. Earthquakes? That can't be right. For future reference, if you want me to read your email, don't be real hot and certainly don't include pictures where I can look down your shirt. This link could give everyone some terrible virus for all I know, or just be a .pdf with my social security number, birthday and credit scores. (blaghag) DINA...read more

afternoon headlines

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE - ruled the weekend box office by earning 32.5M. Notice I said "earned". You could learn a thing or two about hard work and the value of a dollar from this movie, young man. (boxofficemojo) MADONNA - was sued on Friday by her Central Park condo neighbor, because Madge "forces neighbors to endure blaring music, stomping and shaking walls … unreasonably high-decibel, amplified music as bass-y...read more

thursday night headlines

MEGAN FOX - yesterday there was the Megan-Fox-girl-kissing scene from 'Jennifers Body', now comes the famous Megan-Fox-getting-out-of-the-water-naked scene. And it's terrific. They shot it perfectly. So Sexy. There's really nothing I would have done differently. JOE FRANCIS - is being sued for a million dollars by Jayde Nicole, the girl he beat up in a bar in August. Jayde says she suffered a "black eye, swollen face,...read more

randy quaid is wanted, sexy

The Santa Barbara County Police Department has issued warrants for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Evi after they ran up a bill of over $10,000 at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch, and then just, sort of left. Turns out that's illegal. Radar says... ...the couple is expected to be charged with three felony counts each: Defrauding an innkeeper, conspiracy and Burglary, and that bail will be set at $20,000. ...a...read more