Ray J Is Giving Kim And Kanye A Wedding Present

By Travis May 19, 2014 @ 1:00 PM

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With Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just days away from their humble, private wedding in Italy, it’s a perfect time for Ray J to hop into the picture and make himself slightly famous again. When Kim was engaged to Kris Humphries, it was reported that Ray J was sending Kim inappropriate text messages while he openly bragged about their sex tape, and now he’s basically doing the same thing, except instead of text messages, he’s sending her a check for $46,840.13. According to TMZ, that’s the total amount of money Ray J has made through four months in 2014 on his sex tape with Kim. Keep in mind, that sex tape was made in 2007 and just about everybody on Earth has seen it, so the fact that it’s still making money is fucking retarded. At this point the government should purchase it and use its profits to fund the war on terror or improve the education system so today’s teenage girls will be better prepared for their careers in porn when they turn 18.

Ray J’s ‘I Hit It First’ Is Pretty Sad (VIDEO)

By Travis April 30, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

It has been about six years since Kim Kardashian accepted $5 million from Vivid Entertainment for the release of her amateur porn that she recorded with then-unknown hip hop artist Ray J in 2003. So while Kim and now-unknown hip hop artist Ray J presumably haven’t slept together in a decade, the latter has released a new video for his single, “I Hit it First”, which is obviously directed at Kim’s current boyfriend and eventual third ex-husband Kanye West.

Ray J even hired a Kim lookalike for the new video, which would be cool if he’d produced it in 2004 and all of the lyrics were about football players. But this is just sad now. Even a guy waking up from a coma after 10 years is probably like, “Get over it, loser.”

In Desperate Need Of Attention, Ray J Fires Shots At Kanye West

By Travis April 08, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Rapper Ray J is famous because he made a really boring sex tape with Kim Kardashian before anybody knew who she was, but while Kim went on to create a reality TV empire, Ray J is still just that dude who had sex with Kim Kardashian. Apparently that’s changing, though, because Ray J will soon star as the host of Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club All-Star Battle, and I wouldn’t have known that unless he Tweeted the above image for his new single “I Hit it First”.

The pixelated image is a callback to this picture of Kim, and the title is obviously a shot at her boyfriend and baby daddy, Kanye West. Some people have called this a bold marketing move by Ray J, but it’s been 6 years since he had sex with Kim and she’s been dating Kanye for as long as she’s been waiting to finalize her divorce from Kris Humphries. So call it what it is – some dude with a new TV show saying, “Hey everyone, look at me!”

In the good old days of rap, Ray J’s body would have been found in a dumpster 2 minutes after that picture hit the web, but knowing Kanye, he’ll probably respond by making his own sex tape with Kim during a concert for Obama at Madison Square Garden. Hell, I’d watch.

Whitney Houston has a “ton” of sex tapes

By brendon March 21, 2012 @ 3:41 PM

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Ever wanted to watch a middle-aged, former pop star in a stoned haze mumble her way through listless sex? Me neither, but we might be able to anyway, because Ray J (whose penis made it’s national video debut inside Kim Kardashians mouth) is said to have “a ton of sexually explicit photos and videos” starring him and Whitney Houston.

Star says…

The Houston family has “been in contact with Ray and told him they do not want any photos or videos painting her in a bad light to come out,” the source said, adding the famous family “explained to Ray that now is the time to honor Whitney, not drag her legacy down.”

Um, her “legacy” is that she was a girl born to a family of famous singers, and she sang a few pop songs 20 years ago and then died after pissing away a hundred million dollars on drugs, thus leaving her only daughter nothing but debt and an addictive personality. Making a sex tape actually improves her image. It’s the only worthwhile thing she’s recorded since around 1995.

CONFLICTING UPDATE – as always, TMZ is now saying the exact oppisite of Star, specifically that these tapes don’t exist.

A KIM KASOMETHING SEX TAPE?

By brendon December 27, 2006 @ 9:48 AM

Crowd favorite Kim Kardashian may be the star of an upcoming sex tape made with ex-boyfriend Ray-J.  (editors note – Ray-Who?)  Jawn on AOL-BV says:

Desperate times call for desperate measures! Sources say a certain R&B singer, who has never really caught a major break, is peddling an X-rated home video to adult entertainment companies in hopes that it will do for his career what it has done for Paris Hilton's. I'm also told that said singer believes that releasing the video will serve as revenge to his ex-girlfriend who recently dumped him for another entertainer.

Kardashian is the "ex-girlfriend who recently dumped him for another entertainer".  She now dates Nick Cannon.  Which … wait … Kim Kardashian does black guys?  Wow.  It's so awesome that white and black alike are all attracted to chicks with huge cans.  Maybe her giant rack can finally heal this world, because giant boobs don't care what color you are, my brothers.