Janay Rice Over The Line

Janay Rice did an interview for ESPN's Outside the Lines because they ran out of people to exploit this week and there's a revolving rolodex markedPeople Who Call Back. Janay repeatedly objected to Ray being called a "Wife beater" because technically he's a fiancee beater and that's not nearly as bad. She also denied she was sticking with Rice because of the money, which makes sense because he is unemployed and...read more

Ray Rice Is Now A Model Husband

Ray Rice threw a birthday party for his wife and bought her aname brand purse so it looks like everything is fine now. Janay Rice then had the nerve to caption a photo on Instagram with: "I literally have the best husband in the world. He went above and beyond to make my birthday special." I don't know about the best husband. There are still some guys out there who don't roll their eyes about attending the farmers...read more

Janay Rice Possibly Just Kinky (VIDEO)

New video of the Ray and Janay Rice elevator brawl appears to show themintimatelykissing each other while handcuffed and being escorted out of the casino. I'm not condoning violence against women, but this begs the honest question: What if that's just what they're into? If two guys can shove mayonnaise jars up each other's asses in the privacy of their own homes, why can'tthese two punch each other in an elevator? Up...read more

Ray Rice's Wife Has Faith

Ray Rice's wife talked to Matt Lauer as he was pretending to pay attention while looking through his Little Black Book of his friend's wives he is going to bang. Janay Rice believes it was divine intervention that led her fiance to pull a King Hippo across her face. "I feel like God chose me and Ray for a reason, and it was definitely to bring awareness to what people are going through every day." She may want to look...read more

Ray Rice Back In the Job Market

An appeals judge ruled that Roger Goodell is a fucking liar and didn't discover any new evidence after first suspending Ray Rice just a couple games then later changing it until the end of time because of public pressure. Rice is now eligible to join whatever team will embrace the big old girlfriend slugging teddy bear. It's hard to imagine any franchise is going to sign Rice to play for their team, not this year at...read more

Ray Rice Momentarily Accepted

It's hard being a pariah in America these days. Ray Rice is doing all the right things to put the ball back in his court. He's been baptized and limits his booze intake solely to fortified wine. He even takes his sick dog to the vet. That's where he met Rachel, a fine looking young lady who may not be the college type. Rachel asked Rice for a photo because he was a black dude who looked like someone vaguely familiar....read more

Ray Rice Praying For Pranksters

Ray Rice and his punch drunk wife let it be known they are praying for the peopledressing as abusive Ray Rice for Halloween. Apparently the pair disapproves of those who would make light of domestic violence, as opposed to those who flagrantly traffic in it. What Rice fails to understand is the people dressing as Ray Rice aren't going home to beat their wives. It's only mildly funny because you would never actually do...read more

Claudia Romani Bikini All Fours And Shit Around The Web

Rather than importing Ebola and bauxite, we should think about stepping up the number of foreign girls who crawl on all fours on the beaches of this great country. Ebola, kills. Bauxite, no clue what that is. Hot girls in bikinis with their ass in the air? We have to agree that's good for America. Claudia Romani has an ass made for bikinis and gentle vibrations (Egotastic) Read all about how Ray Rice thinks he's...read more

Ray Rice Might Play And Shit Around The Web

It looks like Ray Rice's indefinite suspension may not be so indefinite. He may get to play as soon as next month. If you think about it, he's less likely to hit his wife if he gets to spend Sundays with the guys. If you think about it. Read all about Ray Rice's lucky break. (The Superficial) Apparently, it's not too late to make some money off Fappening extortion. (TMZ) Kim Kardashian dresses like a whore to go to...read more

Ray Rice Claims He Was Mis-Framed

Ray Rice's chief line of defense in appealing his indefinite suspension from the NFL will reportedly be that his World Star Hip Hop Wife Fight was unfairly edited. The video making rounds was released by TMZ, and aside from it sparking an unsolicited meltdown from your one lesbian friend at Happy Hour, it also fucked up Rice's fight scene continuity. TMZ edited out the boring parts of Rice's knockout like ESPN does...read more

Ray Rice Is All About Sacrifice

Ray Rice hasstopped drinking hard liquor after belting his lady unconscious. Rice reportedly still drinks, but just wine, like men of God and the homeless. It's sacrifices like that which make this country great. If you get caught on camera punching your fiancee and your attempt at damage control is to stop drinking liquor yet continue getting loaded on Carlo Rossi, you might just be getting closer to Jesus. Every...read more

Ray Rice Is Killing Jobs

If you're a public figure and you have something to say about Ray Rice other than 'that motherfucker should hang, peace out', you ought shut the fuck up if you want to keep your job. Ted Robinson, the radio broadcaster for the 49ers and U.S Open tennis guy, is the latest to take a rip and a two-week suspension for suggesting that Janay Rice might ought have conduced herself differently in the Ray Rice saga. You might...read more

Janay Rice Scolds America

I can appreciate a woman who stands by her man. At least when she's not unconscious with an elevator door banging on her cranium so she can do so. Janay Rice came out this morning on Instagramand scolded America for sticking their noses in her and her husband's personal affairs, not to mention killing his sweet fucking NFL paycheck. I woke up this morning feeling like I had a horrible nightmare, feeling like I'm...read more

Ray Rice Punches Out

Ray Rice suspended indefinitely and cut from the Ravens. Fuck, things move fast in the world of NFL knee jerk responses to media pressure. Anybody who imagines the NFL as an office full of jocks drinking brews and having yucks has no idea of the corporate nature of the multi-billion dollar business. It's a serious enterprise filled with serious people and large legal teams enforcing many rules. When the NFL...read more

Rogen Says NFL Defends Dirtbags And Shit Around The Web

Former fatty Seth Rogen called the NFL on their shit by pointing out that they have harsher punishments for smoking weed than for beating a woman like Ray Rice did. Shame on us, America. It took a Canadian pothead to point out our hypocrisy in our preeminent sporting event. Read all of Seth's truth bombs. (Dlisted) Rita Rusic is 54 and looks better than your girlfriend in her bikini. (Egotastic) ¡Daniela Lopez Osorio...read more