Raymond Felton’s Wife Discovered Her Conscience

By Lex February 25, 2014 @ 7:15 PM

Everyone has their own timetable as to when their spouse owning an unregistered handgun weighs so heavily on their mind that they turn the gun and their husband into police. For Ariane Felton, that time was coincidentally about a week after filing for divorce from New York Knicks guard Raymond Felton. Ariane told the police that Raymond never threatened her with the gun, she just didn’t like it being in the house. It’s unclear why Raymond Felton would require a FN-Five-Seven Secret Service style body-armor piercing semi-automatic weapon in his upscale New York condo, but if he parties with rappers, that would still leave him on the weak end of a gat-off. New York apparently doesn’t have the same program as here in Los Angeles where the Sheriff gives out special gun permits to celebrities in between their anti-gun rally appearances. Regardless of prevailing laws, I stand firmly on Amendment the Second. Everybody should have the right to arm themselves as needlessly as they see fit. Everyone also has the right to marry scheming chicks currently attending Law School who know plenty well how to fuck them over come divorce time. The right to be an idiot is sacrosanct.