08.16.2011 some guy on ‘Real Housewives’ hung himself

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One of the main story lines last year on ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ was about the troubled marriage between Taylor Armstrong and her husband Russell. His portrayal on the show wasn’t particularity flattering, and though they were still together at the seasons end, in July Taylor filed for divorce and told People she was verbally and physically abused during their 6 year marriage.

Russell denied that he ever hit Taylor, but did say…

“Did I push her? Yes, maybe things happened in the heat of the moment, but it was during a time in our lives that was not characteristic of who we were. This show has literally pushed us to the limit.”

And now a rope has been pushed to its limit too.

The LAPD confirmed to E! News that Russell was found dead from an apparent hanging in his residence on Mulholland Drive. No further details were released.

Who knows if the stress of being with this woman and living his life on TV drove him to suicide, but I’d really love it if she started dating Sean Penn now just in case.


03.01.2010 kim zolciak is gay now

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Bad news if you’re a old guy who has enough money to rent a trophy girlfriend but not enough to get one of the good ones, because Kim Zolciak of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ has decided she’s gay now or something.

Kim Zolciak has a new girlfriend, Us magazine can exclusively reveal.
Zolciak, 31, stepped out with her love of three months, DJ Tracy Young, at the Blacks’ Annual Gala in Miami Beach on Saturday.  
A source tells Us, “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other.”


According to Us and Getty, the “really skinny” DJ is that middle aged lady in the mom jeans on the couch with Zolciak, but that seems hard to believe. What music does she play, “Wheels On The Bus”? Why do lesbians spend so much time and effort to look as terrible as possible? Gay guys look fantastic, all the time. It’s actually a good thing that they’re gay because otherwise it would set an unrealistic standard that I can’t possibly live up to.


11.19.2008 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE

After having worked with the likes of Usher, Gwen Stefani, Madonna and Mariah Carey, it seemed only natural for Atlanta based producer Dallas Austin to craft the career of Kim Zolciak, the break out star of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Everyone who has received the gift of hearing this songbird soar knows what a natural talent she is.  And yet, Dallas posted this message on his myspace yesterday…

THE "REAL" Housewife, Kim Zolciak, is NOT WORKING WITH ME — WE ARE NOT DOING A SONG … WE ARE NOT DOING AN ALBUM!! *** JUST WANNA PUT THIS OUT THERE!!! ***

My favorite part of last night show (video here) was when Dallas tells Kim to quit smoking and start exercising, and she just quietly panics, but then he mentions her kids and she immediately jumps in and lets him know the kids are not a problem, they can go, they wont stand in her way.  But the cigarettes and sitting perfectly still, hmmm, well that may be a problem.  Cigarettes are her best friend, her lover, her muse, her east and her west.

04.23.2008 AVERT YOUR EYES - TYLER EXCLUSIVE

There was a big catfight last night on the Bravo show "Real Housewives of New York City", when housewife Ramona Singer stomped her pampered little feet and walked off during a discussion of nude pictures of fellow housewife Alex McCord.  Splash News says…

Single housewife Bethenny Frankel was left to explain: "She doesn't want to be associated with nude photos. "She thinks it's inappropriate for the Real Housewives of New York City to be posing in photos." McCord then explained the pictures as Singer waited outside the studio. "I think that in this day and age there are millions of people who have nude photos of themselves."

McCord says she did nude pictures to show off her body after having a kid but she denies ever having shown her vag.  Tragically, that’s not the case, and if you hate yourself, you can see it for yourself in the pics below.  There’s like a hundred more of these over on Splash News Online.  Not only does she show that moose knuckle of hers, she practically punches the camera with it.  It's gross.  And it's all puffy, like she set off fireworks inside of it.  Pervert.  And if you turn your head to the side and look at it, it sorta looks like a monkeys mouth.  I don't know why you would do that, but there it is.  Her husband is one lucky fella.