Red Lobster Isn’t Closing, Stop the Fucking Riots

December 28, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Seafood is like sex. If it’s coming too cheaply, it should make you nervous. How Red Lobster manages to serve up its bottom feeder buffet to hungry human starfish at suspiciously low costs remains a mystery. All I know... READ MORE