God I hate Hollywood so much. Actors are such tools. They act like they're some enlightened artists, some endless well of creativity.  Just take your script and say the words on the page, monkey.  The proof is when Halloween rolls around, and people like Reese Witherspoons idea of a costume is a blond wig.  Keep in mind that Resse already has blond hair. This is like Mary Kate going to a party dressed as Ashley. And Jake Gyllehaals costume is exactly what he normally wears, plus black makeup on his face. Actually he looks like he passed out in a fraternity house and they drew on him with a sharpie. Except for the "COCK GOES HERE" and then an arrow that points to his mouth.  Jake did that part.

Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal and Resse Witherspoon went to Kate Hudsons Halloween party together. Not sure if I mentioned that part. So they really are dating now or something, I don't know. 

The Daily Mail says that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have finally come out as a couple and the proof is in a series of pictures the paper snapped of the two while they were in Rome.  The Mail says:

The pair met on set of the upcoming movie Rendition and have now taken their romance public - they were spotted holding hands and canoodling during a romantic trip to Rome.
Witherspoon, 31, whose divorce from former husband Ryan Phillippe was finalised this month, had previously denied a romance with the Brokeback Mountain star.
The pair first began dating around March this year, although they were careful to avoid being photographed together.

This is still way suspect.  For starters, she's 31 and he's 26 and she has two kids.  Also, he's super gay.  Although if he's not gay, pretending to be gay would be a pretty good ploy to get chicks.  You could get drunk with a girl, bang her in the ass then play it off by going shopping for shoes.  And if you need a pair of shoes, it's win-win.

OK! magazine says (although they've since taken the article down) that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal might have gone public with their secretive romance as they were seen yesterday holding hands and kissing.  OK says:

As the couple, who had been overseas promoting their new film Rendition, deboarded a plane yesterday, the pair were photographed holding hands and smooching.
Their coupledom comes as no surprise to anyone — except perhaps Reese & Jake, who have spent a good portion of the last year denying anything other than a friendly relationship. Only last week, they both laughed off reports that they had become more than friends in recent months.

This dude should really just come out of the closet.  He's full blown gay and this vagina based treachery isn't fooling me for one second.  Is it just self loathing or what?  He has to hate himself a little if he's pushing his penis up against Reese and Kirsten Dunst.  I don't see what the big deal is.  I would totally go queer if I wasn't such a manly hunk.  Gay guys get to drive fuel efficient cars and wear tank tops, and you're rarely gonna get carjacked by a homo.  All in all, you could definitely make a decent argument that the world would be better with more gay guys.