Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Divorcing Again

By Lex July 09, 2014 @ 10:35 AM

Pam Anderson And Rick Salomon Fool Around In The Water In Maui
Put me in the camp of hopeless romantics that thought broke Pam Anderson and her second quickie marriage to occasional poker player and sex tape director Rick Salomon was going to work out. Pam even FedExed her kids back from the boarding school they attend 15,000 nautical miles away to pretend they were super happy Rick was plugging their mom again. There were all those vacation photos with Pam and Rick underwater boning that played like a photo carrousel for True Love. But, nay. I guess there were irreconcilable differences related to Rick noticing her mail pile full of those collection agency red-letter envelopes. Six months was commitment enough. It is their new record. In the end, we can only hope this doesn’t discourage other middle-aged damaged alcoholic single parents to seek solace in casual marriages to one another. Also that Rick shot some new footage.

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Pamela Anderson Rides Off Into the Sunset

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 12:03 PM

Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Share A Bike In Malibu
Zombie attack plans are great. Natural disaster evacuation plans definitely a good idea. But if you want a real measure of safety and you happen to be a former pinup girl, get yourself a post 40-plan and get it now. You don’t want to arrive at the age when the world is no longer tossing nickels in the bucket to see your titties with nothing but a blank look and the precursors for ass cancer. Unless you kept all those bottles you emptied since twenty, you’re probably sitting on the edge of broke and and wondering why Purina doesn’t make a vegan option. Or, like Pam Anderson, sitting on the bike boner of your second go-round with part-time poker player and self-described movie producer Rick Salomon. Obama’s got nothing in his Great and Powerful Oz bag for you, sister. Get yourself to Bahrain and milk some last ditch honey from the Middle East while you still have time. If not for you, then for your kids who aren’t so old that they don’t need your post cards sent to their boarding schools once a month to let them know mommy and that dude who filmed himself having sex with Paris Hilton are thinking of them.

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Pam Anderson Pleases Men

By Lex August 16, 2013 @ 3:58 PM

Pam Anderson In A Pink Bikini Goes For A Sexy Swim With Rick Salomon In Maui
It’s great how two soul mates can get back together after years of being apart and having sex on camera and making babies and contracting diseases from scores of other people and it’s like they were never apart at all. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are in Hawaii celebrating the tenth anniversary of neither of them having a job and to rekindle the passion fire that led them to be married for several hours at one time in their lives. It really was romantic. Especially when Pamela performed her underwater fellatio trick for Rick and as many other men as it took to pay for their hotel room for the night.

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Pamela Anderson Makes Great Decisions

By Lex July 08, 2013 @ 4:55 PM

Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Walking Their Dogs In Malibu
Like taking Rick Salomon back into her life. After a couple years dedicated strictly to getting supremely loaded and waking up in strange houses, Pam has reconciled with Rick Salomon, the thrice married, unemployed poker playing rich kid lounge-about  To be fair, one of those marriages was to Pam herself for a week or something. He was never married to Paris Hilton though he did famously film himself banging her in the dark. That’s pretty much his lone worthy film credit. But he somehow talks the fucked up hot ladies out of their drawers. And all men know that is something of a skill. Still, if I were their two dogs, I wouldn’t get two familiar with each other.

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