The Voice Australia Might Be The Worst Thing On TV (VIDEO)

By Travis May 07, 2014 @ 2:04 PM

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of the show are really good at what they do. However, the Australian version of The Voice must have missed the company memo on that one, because the judges for this season are Kylie Minogue, Ricky Martin, Joel Madden and Will.i.am, which means that out of four people, they have maybe 1.5 people’s worth of actual singing talent. But who needs talent from some artists that nobody gives a shit about anymore when you’ve got the kind of chemistry on display in this clip? It’s like an episode of Glee produced for the braindead.

ricky martin claims hes gay

By brendon March 29, 2010 @ 5:49 PM

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Ricky Martin has gone on his website to talk about his upcoming memoirs, and he talks a bit about his mindset for this whole thing, but then out of nowhere he drops the bombshell that he’s sexually attracted to other men! Just when you think you know someone too.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.
What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.
I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

It must feel good to stop living this double life. He’s had this secret bottled up inside for so long, now he can finally be free. And since he was flamingly gay before, that means the new Ricky could break every record for Most Amount Of Gay.

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

By brendon October 16, 2007 @ 8:05 PM

LINDSAY LOHAN IS DRUNK AGAIN.  MAYBE – Last week, I passed on an email from some handsome stud who wrote me to say he saw Lindsay Lohan on a Friday night knocking down Long Island Iced Teas at a bar in Utah.  And now, E! says kind of the same: "According to some Utah locals, Lindsay was spotted at a Park City club Friday night. And despite her two-month stint in rehab, our barwitness thought Linds looked less than refreshed."  I assume that means she was drunk.  Because bar + Friday + Lohan = hot drunken ass.  The bad news is she's maybe drinking again.  The good news is this will make it much much easier to get anal.  

RICKY MARTIN GETS A STAR – The AP says that, "Ricky Martin was surrounded by hundreds of shrieking female fans as he received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame."  And if this dude has hundreds of female fans, I will eat my hat.  Everyone knows those stars on the street are bought and paid for by the actor/singer/whatever, right?  It's not some board that votes, you just buy the damn thing.  Much like you would a case of beer or prostitute.  But this isn’t about me, the point is Ricky Martin loves dudes.  Can't get enough.

ORLANDO BLOOM MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE – Orlando Bloom is still under investigation after a car crash last week that left one woman with a fractured neck.  Bloom was not drunk or high at the time, and says an SUV with paparazzi cut him off and caused him to crash into a parked Porsche.  The LAPD is investigating that claim and also whether or not to charge him with hit-and-run, because he left the scene momentarily.  LAPD is also investigating if it's crime that I look so handsome in the earth tones that are so popular this time of year.   

NICK HOGAN IS DOING GREAT – This is news to me, but apparently the kid in the car with Nick Hogan when he wrecked last month is still in a coma.  Doctors say he has suffered permanent brain damage and will never fully recover.  Doctors also said that 12 lortab is more than enough to recover from a root canal, so stop bein such a dick Randy.



SORRY IF IM SO SEXY

By brendon March 06, 2007 @ 11:58 AM

Why does the media have to follow me around all the time, filming my sexy life.  Can I have like 5 minutes of privacy to get a little sun and stretch out, please.