Hillary Clinton Motley Crew

People are excited about a Hillary Clinton presidency they same way they are about a car wash. Let's get this over with. Her ardent supporters are either ill informed or keenly aware that she's a corporate shill whose first order of business will be relaxing some pesky... read more

The Voice Australia Might Be The Worst Thing On TV (VIDEO)

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of the show are really good at what... read more

ricky martin claims hes gay

Ricky Martin has gone on his website to talk about his upcoming memoirs, and he talks a bit about his mindset for this whole thing, but then out of nowhere he drops the bombshell that he's sexually attracted to other men! Just when you think you know someone too. These... read more


LINDSAY LOHAN IS DRUNK AGAIN.  MAYBE - Last week, I passed on an email from some handsome stud who wrote me to say he saw Lindsay Lohan on a Friday night knocking down Long Island Iced Teas at a bar in Utah.  And now, E! says kind of the same: "According to some Utah... read more


Why does the media have to follow me around all the time, filming my sexy life.  Can I have like 5 minutes of privacy to get a little sun and stretch out, please. [gallery ids="244341,244351,244361,244371,244381"] read more