People are excited about a Hillary Clinton presidency they same way they are about a car wash. Let's get this over with. Her ardent supporters are either ill informed or keenly aware that she's a corporate shill whose first... READ MORE

The Voice is supposed to be a show that allows established talented singers and musicians to compete against each other in selecting and coaching future stars of various genres, so that would obviously imply that the so-called coaches of... READ MORE

Ricky Martin has gone on his website to talk about his upcoming memoirs, and he talks a bit about his mindset for this whole thing, but then out of nowhere he drops the bombshell that he’s sexually attracted to... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN IS DRUNK AGAIN.  MAYBE – Last week, I passed on an email from some handsome stud who wrote me to say he saw Lindsay Lohan on a Friday night knocking down Long Island Iced Teas at a... READ MORE

Why does the media have to follow me around all the time, filming my sexy life.  Can I have like 5 minutes of privacy to get a little sun and stretch out, please.  READ MORE