Rihanna Staggers Drunk at Polish Concert (VIDEO)

By Lex July 09, 2013 @ 1:21 PM







Video credit: Pudelek.pl

I was going to rip on Rihanna for being fall down fucked up at a concert in Poland, then I realized it was a Kings of Leon show, in Poland. You’re not attending that event anywhere close to sober. Free pass today, Rihanna.

Here’s Rihanna the next day in her bikini at a Polish beach. She cleans up well.

Photo Credit: PCN, INF

Rihanna Showed Off Her Cooch In Germany

By Travis July 04, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

Rihanna performed in Hanover, Germany last night, and it was business as usual for the singer who once forgave Chris Brown for bouncing her face off of a car window like she was invented by James Naismith. Rihanna teased the crowd by rubbing her crotch and sticking her tongue out, and I’m sure all of the guys went crazy and screamed for her to do more, like whip them and maybe take a dump on someone’s chest.

At least that’s what I think those guys are into. I haven’t been to Germany in a while so they may have moved on to something else.

(Photo Credits: Clemens Niehaus/Future Image/WENN.com)

Rihanna Goes Braless At Paris Fashion Week

By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 1:47 PM

Rihanna Goes Braless At The Chanel Show During Paris' Fashion Week
Paris is known for two things. Haute couture and people who are total dicks. The two join forces a few times a year for Fashion Week. When the entire world of largely unproductive, but wealthy annoying people descend upon the City of Light to be extra wealthy and annoying. On the positive side, lots of the women don’t wear any underwear.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet, Getty

Rihanna In Short Shorts

By Lex June 26, 2013 @ 11:28 AM

Rihanna In Short Shorts With Cotton Candy Signing Autographs Outside Her Hotel In Amsterdam

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, INF

Rihanna Is Now The YouTube Champion

By Jack June 20, 2013 @ 12:29 PM

Rihanna has given Justin Bieber a Chris Brown-sized beating to become the most viewed artist on YouTube. Bieber used to be the YouTube champ, his videos getting millions of hits from the pedophiles and obese teens who make up his fan base. Rihanna’s 77 videos now have a total of 3.784 billion hits which is a couple million more than the Biebs. She also has 8.73 million subscribers to Bieber’s measly 4.9 million. But what does it really mean to have more hits on a free video player? They don’t get that much money from it and it’s hard to say whether that translates into more album sales. What it does seem to indicate is that Bieber’s days are numbered. The teen girls that flicked their bean to his lesbian hairstyle five years ago are older and less stupid now. The teen girls coming up now are much less interested in his weasel-faced looks and grating voice.

Not that Rihanna isn’t fucking annoying also, just less so. Her music appeals to a broader demographic of people with shitty musical taste than Bieber’s does. In the current world of music you have to pick which artist irritates you the least and go with that. I’ll take Jay-Z’s bragging about how much money he has over Kanye’s God complex. It doesn’t matter though. One day someone will take a video of a kitten sneezing on a puppy and it will get more hits than either of these two ass clowns combined.

Rihanna Hits Fan With Microphone (VIDEO)

By Lex June 19, 2013 @ 4:34 PM






Rihanna don’t play like Beyonce. When Beyonce got her ass grabbed during a concert, she did her little sexy mama chiding thing, and moved on. We know Rihanna’s history with hands flying toward her face. So she took action. A microphone to the head of some dude in Birmingham England who tried to get a little touch of Rihanna as she strutted by. That dude should consider himself lucky she wasn’t packing a gun. No man is going to hurt me again! Bang! Bang! Chris Brown! You’re dead, motherfucker!