Rihanna Goes Sexy Goth For A Photoshoot In 032C Magazine

By Lex November 05, 2013 @ 1:06 PM

Rihanna Goes Sexy Goth For A Photoshoot In 032C Magazine

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Rihanna Got a New Tattoo

By Lex November 01, 2013 @ 3:45 PM



Just check out that scary fucking flipper on Rihanna. It’s like the nightmare appendage the Māori parents tell their little kids will come and smother them in their sleep if they don’t clean up the empty beer bottles in their room. It’s hard not to imagine the conundrum of a randy Rihanna offering up a handy and wondering if you could possibly enjoy that tatted paw and those creepy WNBA fingers wrapped around your manhood. I could, but I’m not a particular fellow. I can’t be the standard.

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Rihanna Posts Bikini Photos To Her Instagram In The Dominican Republic

By Lex October 31, 2013 @ 10:32 AM

Rihanna Posts Bikini Photos To Her Instagram In The Dominican Republic

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Rihanna Poses Topless With Snakes For The Cover Of Decemeber’s British GQ

By Lex October 28, 2013 @ 11:36 AM

Rihanna Poses Topless With Snakes For The Cover Of Decemeber's British GQ

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Rihanna Instagrams Photos Of Her In A Bikini In Greece

By Lex October 24, 2013 @ 10:29 AM

Rihanna Instagrams Photos Of Her In A Bikini In Greece

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Rihanna Booted from Mosque for Vagina Lips

By Lex October 22, 2013 @ 12:28 PM

Rihanna Is Ordered To Leave After A Photoshoot In A Mosque In Abu Dhabi
By fucked up Middle Eastern nation standards, Abu Dhabi is maybe a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10 in jihad craziness. They do love them some crappy Western culture. But they insist on a few Islamic type rules. Even visiting women must be covered head to toe lest men feel desire in their robes and be forced to punish those wanton whores with a light raping and stoning. Rihanna was in country over the weekend and obliged the cover up part, but couldn’t resist striking a few racy poses outside the country’s grand mosque. She was also wearing red lipstick which is a no-no because apparently it looks too much like a vagina. I’m looking now. Fair enough. So, the religious police kicked Rihanna and her mouth snatch out of the mosque while the chief Imam hurled insults about her being no Miley Cyrus. Tough venue.

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