Rihanna Came To Her Senses And Got A Restraining Order

By Photo Boy February 27, 2013 @ 1:30 PM

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In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview professing their love:

Brown told the UK Mirror, “Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals.”
He added, “But she loves me — what can I say? I’m forgiven … but, yes, I worked hard for it.”

“Stuff spirals.” That’s the casual way a sensitive, tender lover like Chris Brown describes the time he beat the shit out of a woman’s face for looking at his phone. I honestly don’t know if it’s worse to be as arrogant as Chris or as vapid as Rihanna. The only positive here is that sometimes when two wastes of life find each other, natural selection steps in and goes “So who wants guns?”


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BREAKING NEWS: Rihanna smokes weed

By brendon February 15, 2013 @ 2:42 PM

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Rihanna is a 24-year-old from Barbados, who sings dance and pop music with a lot of hip-hop and who dates abusive dickhead Chris Brown, so it will probably shock you to learn that, according to her twitter, she smokes weed. I know, right?!? Just when you think you know someone, suddenly something like this just comes out of left field.

(image source of rihanna last night = fame/flynet)

Chris Brown was a dick at the Grammys. Shocking, huh?

By brendon February 11, 2013 @ 12:18 PM

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It still ranks way behind other things he’s done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was also nominated for (that’s him dressed all in white, like a child magician).

And Brown should have even been in a good mood because Rihanna was his date. And she looked terrific.

Of course, as we know, looking good at the beginning of a date with Chris Brown is the easy part. It’s looking good at the end where things get dicey.

Rihanna Needs To Get The Hell Out Of Dodge

By Mystery Writer February 06, 2013 @ 11:44 AM

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Having already proven that he’s a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won’t just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does.

Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect Im sick of being accused … Im tired yall Just don’t understand Ive been going through this sh*t since I was 19 years old .. You cant sit here and tell me to calm down, when am I gonna get a positive outcome out of anything I do?

Alright, we all agree Chris Brown is one of the shittiest people on Earth. Rihanna, however, walks around practically naked all the time and positively influences young people on her Instagram with inspirational messages and blunt smoking. It’s going to be a real shame for all those 13 year old moms when their role model turns up beaten to death in a Ferrari.

- MW

(Image Source – Pacific Coast News, Splash News)

Rihanna wore a see-thru dress. Again.

By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 12:03 PM

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Superstar Rihanna and top Hollywood funnyman Jim Norton left the Playhouse nightclub in LA this weekend, with Rihanna wearing another one of her see-thru dresses. Someone should tell her that it’s rude to point, but she flashes her tits and snoops through peoples private text messages too so it’s probably a lost cause.

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Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna because Chris Bown is a dickhead

By brendon January 03, 2013 @ 5:05 PM

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It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he’s reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant named Sommer Gargan.

Of course it’s not as if Rihanna shouldn’t have seen this coming. If you’re a girl, and your boyfriend spends the night punching you in the face, that’s natures way of telling you he may not be of the highest character.