Superstar Rihanna and top Hollywood funnyman Jim Norton left the Playhouse nightclub in LA this weekend, with Rihanna wearing another one of her see-thru dresses. Someone should tell her that it’s rude to point, but she flashes her tits and snoops through peoples private text messages too so it’s probably a lost cause.
It was surprising when Rihanna got back together with Chris Brown, and even more surprising when they were at a Lakers game on Christmas day as if he didn’t nearly beat her unconscious that one time (which he, in fact, did), but less surprising that he’s reportedly been cheating on her with a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant named Sommer Gargan.
Of course it’s not as if Rihanna shouldn’t have seen this coming. If you’re a girl, and your boyfriend spends the night punching you in the face, that’s natures way of telling you he may not be of the highest character.
Photographer Elliot Wilson found himself sitting behind Rihanna and Chris Brown on a date at Jay Zs concert in Brooklyn last night, a few hours after they left her hotel 30 minutes apart. The guy who beats up girls came out first, then the girl came out in a ripped open shirt and lots of makeup on her face. Nothing suspicious about that.
Chris Brown was in court yesterday for a probation progress report, all part of the deal he struck after his felony battery arrest in February of 2009, when he and Rihanna were driving home from the Grammys and…
“(Rihanna) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand.
The assault caused (her) mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”
And though it was revealed that Brown failed a drug test in June for smoking marijuana, he was let off with a warning, but since it was such a big day for Chris, Rihanna went on twitter and sent her best…
“Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with you today! Remember that whatever God does in our lives, it is WELL DONE!!!”
“Wait how did I get dragged in to this with you two idiots,” God replied. “And what in the fuck gave you the idea that punching girls was part of my plan? Who told you that, the girl puncher? Well of course that asshole is gonna say that.”
Usher, Green Day, and Rihanna were the headliners Friday night for the iHeartRadio Festival at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but after Usher was done, Green Day took the stage 30 minutes late and then were told to cut their set short.
And after lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong said “fuck” 21 times and smashed his guitar, that’s exactly what they did.
“Fuck this shit, I’m gonna play a fucking new song, fuck this shit. Give me a fuckin break, one minute left. One minute fucking left. You’re gonna give me fucking one minute? Look at that fucking sign right there. One minute. Let me fucking tell you something. Let me tell you something. I’ve been around since fucking nineteen eighty fucking eight. And you’re going to give me one fucking minute? You gotta be fucking kidding me. You fucking kidding me. What the fuck? I’m not fucking Justin Bieber you mother fuckers. You gotta be fucking joking, this is a fucking joke.”
It would have been a lot better if Bieber was actually there, but it was still pretty cool. Right up until the moment when the band announced that Armstrong is now in rehab for “substance abuse.” That ruined everything. If he was taking too many pills, they were in a bottle labeled How To Earn Respect.