By Jack June 20, 2013 @ 12:29 PM
Rihanna has given Justin Bieber a Chris Brown-sized beating to become the most viewed artist on YouTube. Bieber used to be the YouTube champ, his videos getting millions of hits from the pedophiles and obese teens who make up his fan base. Rihanna’s 77 videos now have a total of 3.784 billion hits which is a couple million more than the Biebs. She also has 8.73 million subscribers to Bieber’s measly 4.9 million. But what does it really mean to have more hits on a free video player? They don’t get that much money from it and it’s hard to say whether that translates into more album sales. What it does seem to indicate is that Bieber’s days are numbered. The teen girls that flicked their bean to his lesbian hairstyle five years ago are older and less stupid now. The teen girls coming up now are much less interested in his weasel-faced looks and grating voice.
Not that Rihanna isn’t fucking annoying also, just less so. Her music appeals to a broader demographic of people with shitty musical taste than Bieber’s does. In the current world of music you have to pick which artist irritates you the least and go with that. I’ll take Jay-Z’s bragging about how much money he has over Kanye’s God complex. It doesn’t matter though. One day someone will take a video of a kitten sneezing on a puppy and it will get more hits than either of these two ass clowns combined.
By Lex June 19, 2013 @ 4:34 PM
Rihanna don’t play like Beyonce. When Beyonce got her ass grabbed during a concert, she did her little sexy mama chiding thing, and moved on. We know Rihanna’s history with hands flying toward her face. So she took action. A microphone to the head of some dude in Birmingham England who tried to get a little touch of Rihanna as she strutted by. That dude should consider himself lucky she wasn’t packing a gun. No man is going to hurt me again! Bang! Bang! Chris Brown! You’re dead, motherfucker!
By Lex June 14, 2013 @ 12:54 PM
Leave it to the Irish to cover up the single compelling aspect to Rihanna. What’s the concern? Irish men will see the naked exotic woman and diminish their desire to spill their seed into pasty chunky girls in cankle length skirts? Doubt it. So long as the drinks flow, Eire, you’ll still hold the birth rate title in the Western World. Now quit covering up Rihanna’s tits and get back to picking them potatoes for me Mulligan stew.
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By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 12:18 PM
I got your Eiffel Tower right here, motherfuckers. I can’t tell if Rihanna is cool or raunchy or just plain retarded. It’s probably a combination. I have no problem with defiling the sanctity of French monuments, but it’d be nice if Rihanna could learn a few new moves. She does that crotch heart thing during all her concerts. She’s like that kid in fourth grade who flipped kids off on the playground every damn day. He was bad-ass for about a week, then his shit just got tired and everybody punched him in the stomach. Show us your titties or go home.
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By Lex June 03, 2013 @ 3:45 PM
Socia media has ruined everything. Before Twitter and Facebook and Instagram, if a music star wanted to be seen as bad ass and authentic, they had to go murder somebody in a nightclub or blow some shit up somewhere or take real drugs and the kill somebody in a nightclub or blow shit up over their drugs. Now, they take a picture of themselves flipping off the camera and give a ‘shoutout to my niggas’.
Here’s Rihanna on a yacht in Turkey without a bra. She’s the captain I guess. Or she blew him and took his hat.
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Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics had to do shit to get attention. Dangerous shit. In Pasadena in 1981, there were no smartphones.
By Travis May 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
A 28-year old woman from Harlem is reportedly suing MAC Cosmetics because she claims that she contracted herpes from using a sample tube of RiRi Woo lipstick at Rihanna’s show at the Barclays Center in New York City earlier this month. Because Rihanna endorses the lipstick, promotional booths were set up for her fans at the shows, and Starkeema Greenridge claims that the rep working the booth that she visited knowingly gave her a tube of lipstick that had already been used and that’s how she got herpes.
Greenridge is suing MAC for an unspecified amount for “mental anguish and emotional distress”, according to the New York Daily News, as she claims she couldn’t work for two weeks because of the oral disease. And she’ll probably win her lawsuit and then blow all of the money on something stupid, because she’s the kind of person who buys lipstick from a booth at a concert.
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