By Lex July 17, 2013 @ 12:24 PM
I could look it up, but I’m guessing Slutz is some designer’s parody attempt to ‘take back’ the term colloquially used to degrade promiscuous women and turn it into a female ‘sex-positive’ statement. Like when girls started wearing Playboy logos. Or proudly took the term bitch and made it into a compliment on reality shows. I’ve never understood the idea of taking back traditionally denigrating terms. It’s mostly just led to rappers dropping the N-bomb seventeen times per single and every gay creative in Hollywood falling over themselves to use the word queer as much as humanly possible. Has this terminology game done anything to advance the cause of social tolerance and enlightenment? Nah. But I bet impressionable teen girls can soon buy those Slutz tees in stores for $65.
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By Lex July 16, 2013 @ 3:00 PM
Rihanna can do shit like going shopping in fancy French stores in her bathing suit, because, fuck you, she’s Rihanna. I kind of like that actually. I once tried to get a hot dog at a mini-mart in just my swimsuit bottoms and the store owner cursed me out in a string of utterances that would later be translated roughly to ‘I am doctor in my home country. Get out, white blob!’ I bet Rihanna doesn’t hear shit like that. But her average purchase is probably higher than 79-cents.
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By Lex July 12, 2013 @ 2:23 PM
Ah, to be parasailing in Monte Carlo in the summer. I have my own version of hot weather luxury. I straddle a floor fan so it can breathe cool life back into my sweaty gonads after the AC breaks for the fourth time this summer. Also, like Rihanna, I go braless.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
By Lex July 09, 2013 @ 1:21 PM
Video credit: Pudelek.pl
I was going to rip on Rihanna for being fall down fucked up at a concert in Poland, then I realized it was a Kings of Leon show, in Poland. You’re not attending that event anywhere close to sober. Free pass today, Rihanna.
Here’s Rihanna the next day in her bikini at a Polish beach. She cleans up well.
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By Travis July 04, 2013 @ 9:00 AM
Rihanna performed in Hanover, Germany last night, and it was business as usual for the singer who once forgave Chris Brown for bouncing her face off of a car window like she was invented by James Naismith. Rihanna teased the crowd by rubbing her crotch and sticking her tongue out, and I’m sure all of the guys went crazy and screamed for her to do more, like whip them and maybe take a dump on someone’s chest.
At least that’s what I think those guys are into. I haven’t been to Germany in a while so they may have moved on to something else.
(Photo Credits: Clemens Niehaus/Future Image/WENN.com)
By Lex July 02, 2013 @ 1:47 PM
Paris is known for two things. Haute couture and people who are total dicks. The two join forces a few times a year for Fashion Week. When the entire world of largely unproductive, but wealthy annoying people descend upon the City of Light to be extra wealthy and annoying. On the positive side, lots of the women don’t wear any underwear.
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