Rihanna Goes Braless

By Lex August 11, 2014 @ 10:02 AM

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Rihanna and Eminem are tearing it up. I read that on some kid’s review of their Monster Tour which already started in Los Angeles. It wasn’t a profound review, but at least it wasn’t tainted by music industry ad dollars. At some point next week the mini-tour heads to Detroit where the duo will likely be swallowed up in the third world malaise that swirls around the Motor City like a dust cloud. They’re pretty big stars so I imagine the Detroit City Police Department will task RoboCop with scouring the 80,000 abandoned buildings in the city in search of Rihanna’s elaborate nose ring. You never know what you’ve got until it’s gone, so stare at Rihanna’s tits now.

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Rihanna Is The Devil And Shit Around The Web

By Michael August 06, 2014 @ 11:58 AM

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Canadian douche rapper Drake put up a picture of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna with the numbers 666 superimposed on her badger face during one of his shitty concerts. Rappers have basically become the guys who can’t let go of office romances gone bad so they’re eternal dicks about it until somebody has to quit.

Look into the face of the beast. (Huffington Post)

Valerie Van Der Graaf looks all hot writhing around in a bed. (Drunken Stepfather)

Cristina de Pin and her ridiculous booty hang out on the beach. (Hollywood Tuna)

So, Katy Perry is a witch now and is casting love spells. (Dlisted)

Do you want to see Juliana Mueller wearing lingerie in a barn? (Popoholic)

I have been staring at these gifs of Alison Brie’s tits bouncing for the last half hour. (The Chive)

Ana Braga has some big old titty balls. (The Superficial)

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Rihanna Is Blue Ivy’s New Mom And Shit Around The Web

By Michael July 28, 2014 @ 12:56 PM


There are rumors that the other woman that Jay Z has been fucking is none other than Rihanna. You’ve got to hand it to Jay Z, if you’re going to fuck around, make it count. We all learned that lesson from Bill Clinton. Poke your dick where no guy will ever blame you, assuming his wife isn’t standing in the same room.

Read all about Jay Z’s cheating heart and wandering dick thing. (The Superficial)

Check out healthy boobed Francia Raisa in a birthday bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)

Emanuela De Paula in lingerie is highly fappable. Go on, you know you want to. (Popoholic)

The new Wonder Woman outfit was clearly designed by a wonder man. (Dlisted)

Jenny McCarthy denies fat shaming her fat cousin fat Melissa McCarthy (Huffington Post)

Deborah Ann Woll looks hot as vampire fuck in a blood red dress. (Fox News)

Rita Ora likes to show off her titty balls. (Hollywood Tuna)

Rihanna In Bikini Bottoms In The Water In Rio de Janeiro

By Lex July 14, 2014 @ 7:57 AM

Rihanna In Bikini Bottoms In The Water In Rio de Janeiro

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TLC Minus L Call Out Rihanna’s T&A

By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 4:15 PM


Recording artist TLC is following in the age old tradition of pointlessly talking shit about other women by calling out Rihanna for selling her sex instead of her musical talent. That charge assumes Rihanna has a choice in the matter.

Every time I see you, you don’t have to be naked. We became the biggest girl selling group of all time with our clothes on and that says a lot. We could go around too with booby cakes out all day long.

Twenty years ago, I would have killed to see those booby cakes. Now, ladies, please keep them taters in their sacks. TLC always prided themselves on their agenda of family friendly music, safe sex messaging, and occasionally Lisa Lopes burning down her boyfriend’s mansion with a lighter. I don’t know why the still mostly living T-Boz and Chilli have to get all up in Rihanna’s face for grinding her flower and flashing her boobs in most of her public appearances. Nobody yelled at Michelangelo for sculpting nudes. Like Rihanna, that’s just how he learned to get paid. When will women realize that they need to build each other up if they’re ever going to break through that glass ceiling? I’m silently voting for never. There’s enough competition as it is. Plus, I dig the shit out of girl fights.

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Rihanna Covered And Topless For Her Rogue Perfume Ad

By Lex June 05, 2014 @ 11:22 AM

Rihanna Covered And Topless For Her Rogue Perfume Ad

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