By Jack August 06, 2014 @ 11:58 AM
Canadian douche rapper Drake put up a picture of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna with the numbers 666 superimposed on her badger face during one of his shitty concerts. Rappers have basically become the guys who can’t let go of office romances gone bad so they’re eternal dicks about it until somebody has to quit.
Look into the face of the beast. (Huffington Post)
Valerie Van Der Graaf looks all hot writhing around in a bed. (Drunken Stepfather)
Cristina de Pin and her ridiculous booty hang out on the beach. (Hollywood Tuna)
So, Katy Perry is a witch now and is casting love spells. (Dlisted)
Do you want to see Juliana Mueller wearing lingerie in a barn? (Popoholic)
I have been staring at these gifs of Alison Brie’s tits bouncing for the last half hour. (The Chive)
Ana Braga has some big old titty balls. (The Superficial)
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By Jack July 28, 2014 @ 12:56 PM
There are rumors that the other woman that Jay Z has been fucking is none other than Rihanna. You’ve got to hand it to Jay Z, if you’re going to fuck around, make it count. We all learned that lesson from Bill Clinton. Poke your dick where no guy will ever blame you, assuming his wife isn’t standing in the same room.
Read all about Jay Z’s cheating heart and wandering dick thing. (The Superficial)
Check out healthy boobed Francia Raisa in a birthday bikini. (Drunken Stepfather)
Emanuela De Paula in lingerie is highly fappable. Go on, you know you want to. (Popoholic)
The new Wonder Woman outfit was clearly designed by a wonder man. (Dlisted)
Jenny McCarthy denies fat shaming her fat cousin fat Melissa McCarthy (Huffington Post)
Deborah Ann Woll looks hot as vampire fuck in a blood red dress. (Fox News)
Rita Ora likes to show off her titty balls. (Hollywood Tuna)
By Lex June 09, 2014 @ 4:15 PM
Recording artist TLC is following in the age old tradition of pointlessly talking shit about other women by calling out Rihanna for selling her sex instead of her musical talent. That charge assumes Rihanna has a choice in the matter.
Every time I see you, you don’t have to be naked. We became the biggest girl selling group of all time with our clothes on and that says a lot. We could go around too with booby cakes out all day long.
Twenty years ago, I would have killed to see those booby cakes. Now, ladies, please keep them taters in their sacks. TLC always prided themselves on their agenda of family friendly music, safe sex messaging, and occasionally Lisa Lopes burning down her boyfriend’s mansion with a lighter. I don’t know why the still mostly living T-Boz and Chilli have to get all up in Rihanna’s face for grinding her flower and flashing her boobs in most of her public appearances. Nobody yelled at Michelangelo for sculpting nudes. Like Rihanna, that’s just how he learned to get paid. When will women realize that they need to build each other up if they’re ever going to break through that glass ceiling? I’m silently voting for never. There’s enough competition as it is. Plus, I dig the shit out of girl fights.
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By Lex June 03, 2014 @ 11:48 AM
Chris Brown was let out of jail after serving eleven minutes of his one year sentence due to prison overcrowding and a tacit understanding that the world is just more fun when Chris Brown is out there throwing punches. Chris thanked God and his lawyers and said he was getting back to his fans and the music, which is code for weed and ordering his bodyguards to beat up strangers. Across the country in New York, Rihanna instinctively had her tits on display to serve as a beacon for Chris’ sexually charged driving directions app. The two will mate and produce a cluster of fertilized eggs Rihanna will lay deep beneath the nightclub where Chris first asked her to be his top bitch. This apocalyptic prophecy is all written down in Chris and Rihanna’s songs, if anybody would just be willing to listen.
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