Game. Set. Match. Rihanna.
A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her “F-ck you!” to the world.’ Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a beach near the Sandy Lane resort. ‘Rihanna doesn’t want a big dress or boring old confetti,’ says our insider. ‘She wants to get married in her bikini and have a carnival atmosphere. ‘They want it to be relaxed and fun, like a “playground”, and to celebrate with the people who have stood by them.’
She wins. All I get is a life without fear of a serious beatdown anytime I so much as break wind. Meanwhile this Caribbean queen gets to walk off into the sunset with the mentally unstable asshole of her dreams. Pour it up indeed.
These two are like a trashier version of Mickey and Mallory. And those two killed for fun. Can’t wait to watch the highlights of the wedding video where Chris beats the shit out of Rihanna because she was standing a little too close to the priest and he thought his bitch was getting all up on him. That busted lip is just ‘playground’ baby.
By Lex March 05, 2013 @ 1:36 PM
Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not really trying.
This chick loves drama. And weed. But mostly drama. Part of which is taking every chance she can get to show off her tits and ass. Which is the healthy kind of drama, because showing off your tits and ass won’t get you put in a hospital, it’ll only make you even more money.
Here’s Rihanna showing off her nipples at London Fashion week today.
Photo credit: Splash News / GSI
Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there.
In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in her bed, while the guy who bit her face like a spoiled toddler gave an interview professing their love:
Brown told the UK Mirror, “Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals.”
He added, “But she loves me — what can I say? I’m forgiven … but, yes, I worked hard for it.”
“Stuff spirals.” That’s the casual way a sensitive, tender lover like Chris Brown describes the time he beat the shit out of a woman’s face for looking at his phone. I honestly don’t know if it’s worse to be as arrogant as Chris or as vapid as Rihanna. The only positive here is that sometimes when two wastes of life find each other, natural selection steps in and goes “So who wants guns?”
Image Source – Pacific Coast News
By brendon February 15, 2013 @ 2:42 PM
Rihanna is a 24-year-old from Barbados, who sings dance and pop music with a lot of hip-hop and who dates abusive dickhead Chris Brown, so it will probably shock you to learn that, according to her twitter, she smokes weed. I know, right?!? Just when you think you know someone, suddenly something like this just comes out of left field.
(image source of rihanna last night = fame/flynet)
By brendon February 11, 2013 @ 12:18 PM
It still ranks way behind other things he’s done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to accept the award for Best Urban Contemporary Album, an award Brown was also nominated for (that’s him dressed all in white, like a child magician).
And Brown should have even been in a good mood because Rihanna was his date. And she looked terrific.
Of course, as we know, looking good at the beginning of a date with Chris Brown is the easy part. It’s looking good at the end where things get dicey.
Having already proven that he’s a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won’t just ignore the endless string of awful shit he does.
Im a human being and I honestly think I deserve respect Im sick of being accused … Im tired yall Just don’t understand Ive been going through this sh*t since I was 19 years old .. You cant sit here and tell me to calm down, when am I gonna get a positive outcome out of anything I do?
Alright, we all agree Chris Brown is one of the shittiest people on Earth. Rihanna, however, walks around practically naked all the time and positively influences young people on her Instagram with inspirational messages and blunt smoking. It’s going to be a real shame for all those 13 year old moms when their role model turns up beaten to death in a Ferrari.
(Image Source – Pacific Coast News, Splash News)