Rihanna’s Billboards Censored By Dublin Residents

By Lex June 14, 2013 @ 12:54 PM

Rihanna's Nude Billboards Censored By Public In Dublin
Leave it to the Irish to cover up the single compelling aspect to Rihanna. What’s the concern? Irish men will see the naked exotic woman and diminish their desire to spill their seed into pasty chunky girls in cankle length skirts? Doubt it. So long as the drinks flow, Eire, you’ll still hold the birth rate title in the Western World. Now quit covering up Rihanna’s tits and get back to picking them potatoes for me Mulligan stew.

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Rihanna Crotch Rotten At Eiffel Tower

By Lex June 10, 2013 @ 12:18 PM

Rihanna Grabbing Her Crotch Posing With Friends At The Eiffel Tower
I got your Eiffel Tower right here, motherfuckers. I can’t tell if Rihanna is cool or raunchy or just plain retarded. It’s probably a combination. I have no problem with defiling the sanctity of French monuments, but it’d be nice if Rihanna could learn a few new moves. She does that crotch heart thing during all her concerts. She’s like that kid in fourth grade who flipped kids off on the playground every damn day. He was bad-ass for about a week, then his shit just got tired and everybody punched him in the stomach. Show us your titties or go home.

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Rihanna Hates Bras, Loves Shoutouts to Her ‘Niggas’

By Lex June 03, 2013 @ 3:45 PM

Socia media has ruined everything. Before Twitter and Facebook and Instagram, if a music star wanted to be seen as bad ass and authentic, they had to go murder somebody in a nightclub or blow some shit up somewhere or take real drugs and the kill somebody in a nightclub or blow shit up over their drugs. Now, they take a picture of themselves flipping off the camera and give a ‘shoutout to my niggas’.

Here’s Rihanna on a yacht in Turkey without a bra. She’s the captain I guess. Or she blew him and took his hat.

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Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics had to do shit to get attention. Dangerous shit. In Pasadena in 1981, there were no smartphones.

A Woman Got Herpes From Rihanna’s Lipstick

By Travis May 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

A 28-year old woman from Harlem is reportedly suing MAC Cosmetics because she claims that she contracted herpes from using a sample tube of RiRi Woo lipstick at Rihanna’s show at the Barclays Center in New York City earlier this month. Because Rihanna endorses the lipstick, promotional booths were set up for her fans at the shows, and Starkeema Greenridge claims that the rep working the booth that she visited knowingly gave her a tube of lipstick that had already been used and that’s how she got herpes.

Greenridge is suing MAC for an unspecified amount for “mental anguish and emotional distress”, according to the New York Daily News, as she claims she couldn’t work for two weeks because of the oral disease. And she’ll probably win her lawsuit and then blow all of the money on something stupid, because she’s the kind of person who buys lipstick from a booth at a concert.

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Amanda Bynes Has Gone Rogue

By Jack May 27, 2013 @ 9:14 AM

Amanda Bynes continued her madcap romp through Crazyasfucksville when she decided to randomly diss Rihanna while simultaneously making excuses for domestic violence. I’m not a fan of Rihanna’s music and I think she’s a fucking idiot for getting back together with Chris Brown every other month, but to blame Rihanna’s looks for Brown putting her to the hospital is just stupid. If it were OK to beat people because their faces’ looked weird, Bynes would have her ass kicked 24/7 these days for looking not unlike Ron Perlman. Rihanna did have a pretty nice comeback, even if she had to throw in the ‘ya’ to let you now she’s Barbados street.

We’ve seen some celeb on celeb Twitter battles before but they always felt trumped up or just plain weak. Amanda Bynes could really do some damage on her spin down the drain. This is just getting good.

Rihanna Is Trying To Tell Us Something

By Travis May 23, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Rihanna was busy filming her new music video for the single, “Pour It Up”, this week, but the star still managed to find a moment to post an image that read, “Praying for Oklahoma” to her Instagram account. And her 7.4 million followers must have been confused, because it didn’t have anything to do with her ass like the above picture that she also posted to her account from the set of her video.

And while she soon after deleted the image from her account, it raised the more important question of why she doesn’t show her ass more for charity. Imagine if she posted pictures like this with a message for her male fans to donate $1 or $10 to the Red Cross or other global charities in need. We’d probably have enough money to cure AIDS by November. At the very least, we’d have a few thousand more photos of her ass.