Amanda Bynes continued her madcap romp through Crazyasfucksville when she decided to randomly diss Rihanna while simultaneously making excuses for domestic violence. I’m not a fan of Rihanna’s music and I think she’s a fucking idiot for getting back together with Chris Brown every other month, but to blame Rihanna’s looks for Brown putting her to the hospital is just stupid. If it were OK to beat people because their faces’ looked weird, Bynes would have her ass kicked 24/7 these days for looking not unlike Ron Perlman. Rihanna did have a pretty nice comeback, even if she had to throw in the ‘ya’ to let you now she’s Barbados street.
We’ve seen some celeb on celeb Twitter battles before but they always felt trumped up or just plain weak. Amanda Bynes could really do some damage on her spin down the drain. This is just getting good.
Rihanna was busy filming her new music video for the single, “Pour It Up”, this week, but the star still managed to find a moment to post an image that read, “Praying for Oklahoma” to her Instagram account. And her 7.4 million followers must have been confused, because it didn’t have anything to do with her ass like the above picture that she also posted to her account from the set of her video.
And while she soon after deleted the image from her account, it raised the more important question of why she doesn’t show her ass more for charity. Imagine if she posted pictures like this with a message for her male fans to donate $1 or $10 to the Red Cross or other global charities in need. We’d probably have enough money to cure AIDS by November. At the very least, we’d have a few thousand more photos of her ass.
Rihanna won’t stay single for long. Not just because she’s got money and loves to get high and have sex, well, mostly that. That is kind of perfect. Also because she’s got that dumb addiction thing going on with Chris Brown. She’ll get back with him. People call it a toxic relationship. I call it a completely free spectator sport. If Chris took a turn at her right here, her boob would fall out of her dress. See how much better that could be?
Rihanna is a hypocritical entitled asshole who thinks it’s her world and everyone is just lucky to be living in it. Case in point, she tweeted about hanging with her lil ni##a this weekend and posted the photo above, a year after she went off on some magazine for calling her a ni##er bitch in an article. Now people are starting to call her out on it, which is good because she sucks.
I’m not saying I side with Chris Brown in how to handle the woman, but I’m also not saying I’d use my super fast tip top speed to race over and cut it off t if I saw it going down in public. Especially if Rihanna was spouting the n-word loudly to prove that she can do whatever the fuck she wants. I don’t know where the hell she got that kid from, but I really hope he peed in her pool before he left.
I guess it’s easy to hate on Rihanna for being the daft girl who falls in love with the dude who beats her. But in defense of her character, I’d like to say, she’s also really pretty damn hot. Which is why we must care about her circumstance. Men have been coming to the aid of stupid hot chicks since time began. Ugly chicks are kind of outside the chivalry circle, but that only makes them tougher and more independent. Hot girls need our sympathy, and money and unfounded trust.
Here’s Rihanna partying in Miami over the weekend.
Shit flows downhill I guess. Beatings from stronger to weaker. Chris Brown whooped up on Rihanna because he’s a pussy who hits women when he’s angry. Rihanna hits Michael Cera because he weighs less than seven stones. At least Rihanna is getting paid for her bitch slap. Which makes her smarter and less of a pussy than Chris Brown.
Here’s the red band trailer for This is The End. This is either going to be fucking hilarious, or suck balls so bad they wait ten more years to do another funny actors playing themselves in a movie movie.