Rihanna has a new series of ads for Armani, though you wouldn’t know it by looking at the ads. Why even hire someone as a model if you then photoshop them for as long as it takes until they look nothing like the person you hired? It’s as if Armani thought, “We want Rihanna in our ads, but let’s not get carried away.”

I meant to mention this yesterday but Esquire has named Rihanna as the Sexiest Woman Alive. I’m not sure how they reached this conclusion, but I can only assume it involved picking random names out of a hat.

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So apparently this is why that farmer was so upset. Though actually she appears to be wearing pasties or something over her nipples so she’s not really topless. Or maybe she was topless until that dumb farmer had to butt in. Next time mind your own business, jackass. What, is no one gonna buy your stupid wheat because a topless girl is in it? It’s wheat for fucks sake, not a Christmas card.

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“Rihanna on a farm in Ireland” sounds like a euphemism for something that’s out of place, but that describes her new video which she shot yesterday outside Belfast. Shockingly, there was a slight culture clash.

The Huffington Post says…

Northern Ireland farmer Alan Graham says he doesn’t know who Rihanna is but she must keep her top on while performing on his land.
Graham says he enforced a dress code as he watched Rihanna shoot a video Monday in his wheat field east of Belfast for her new single, “We Found Love.”
The 23-year-old switched from a flannel checked shirt into a stars-and-stripes bikini, a red bra, a mesh black top, and finally went topless before Graham climbed off his tractor to protest.
Graham says “I had a conversation with Rihanna. I hope she understands where I’m coming from. We shook hands.”

That had to be a fascinating conversation. I can barely even understand people from Boston, God only knows how someone from Barbados understood someone from Ireland. They might be married now for all she knows.

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My brother and I spent the summer in Ireland one time, and the thing I remember most was we went to this Chinese restaurant in Belfast and the Chinese guy had an Irish accent. It blew my fucking mind. He was Chinese. But he sounded Irish. He had to think I was functionally retarded because I asked a million questions, none of them good, just me slack jawed and pointing to stuff like rice and saying what’s that.

Anyway, Rihanna filmed a new video in County Down, Ireland, today. And she wore a bikini in a wheat field. The theme of the video is, “a bunch of random shit”.

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