Chris Brown has been, rightfully, one of the most hated figures in Hollywood ever since he beat Rihanna until she was almost unconscious. Before that night he was a guy who everyone generally liked, and since that night he has said time and again how sorry he was and that he would do everything possible to make up for his mistake.
And, apparently, he really meant it.
Brown was in an LA courtroom today to face Judge Patricia Schnegg as he nears the end of his probation, and it’s safe to say she was impressed.
“Of all probationers I’ve ever had, and I’ve had thousands of probationers, no one has ever done a better or more consistent job than you have,” Schnegg said. “And I really want to commend you for taking responsibility, and for actually working diligently to complete all of the things the court has required of you.”
“You’ve done a very good job.”
Well… shit. What can you say. What he did is horrible, and it should follow him forever, but, he’s clearly trying at least. That’s all you can ask out of anybody, right? That’s more than most guys with anger issues do. You know Andy Richter? He has a secret ranch in Mexico where he releases prostitutes, then hunts them down with a bow and arrow. True Story!
As everyone knows, the picture in the headline is Rihanna on February 8, 2009, a few hours after she was riding home from the Grammys with her boyfriend Chris Brown. He got a text from a girl, they had a fight, and he…
“shoved her head against the passenger window… (She) turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand (and) continued to punch her in the face… The assault caused her mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.”
As awful as that picture is, it’s always been well known that it’s actually one of the most flattering ones, and that Browns worst fear was that some of the really bad ones would get out. But I bet Rihannas worst fear was having her boyfriend shove her face into a fucking window, so…
Never-before-seen images of a battered Rihanna have leaked.
Radar has seen the four images that were offered to this site for publication. We declined.
The photos were taken in a Los Angeles emergency room where Rihanna was being treated after she was assaulted. (She is) pictured with large welts above each of her eyebrows, marks on both of her cheeks and a split lip.
The most graphic photo is a close-up; her left eye bloodied and bruised, with four lesions on her face and multiple cuts on her bottom lip.
A ruler is being held up which shows the reddish swelling to span two inches - from the bottom of her eye almost all the way down to her mouth.
In another image, Rihanna is shown pulling her busted lips apart to show numerous lacerations on the inside of her mouth.
There appears to be at least five major cuts on the inside of her lips.
I hope these get out. Chris Brown beat his girlfriend until she was almost unconscious. He’s a piece of shit and he deserves to have this haunt him every single day for the rest of his life. At this point his best bet is to just kill himself and roll the dice that he gets reincarnated as a popular singer again.
Katy Perry and Rihanna were in Vegas this weekend for Katys bachelorette party, including some time in the pool at the Hard Rock. Though to be honest these pictures suck. No one has any of Katy walking to and from the pool. Just her sitting there, with her big jugs blocked by some dork. How can there not be any pictures of her walking? Did she tunnel her way to the pool? What about when she left? Is she still there? This is complete bullshit.
Rihanna spent the weekend in Hawaii in a bikini, and it’s not that she looked bad, but… okay I can’t think think of how to finish that. I mean I know there are guys who like girls with a big ass and no tits, but all those guys are black, and I’m as white as driven snow, so I’m gonna pass thank you.
And that’s why Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest. Rihanna looked okay for Rihanna, but there can only be one winner, and in life we celebrate the winners. At least that’s what my mom would say after youth football games, as my brother ate dinner with the family, and I watched from outside in the rain.
(image source = pacific coast)
RIHANNA - says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. “Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it’s 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!” So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!)
JENNIFER LOPEZ - was too big a bitch for ‘American Idol’ to deal with, and now she’s tweeting pictures of her diamonds to… um, prove it, I guess.
NOTE TO SELF: go rob Jennifer Lopez. (huff post)
JULRI WATERS - is the Playboy model in the banner picture, and she’ll be in Sturgis today signing stuff (details). I know I mentioned this yesterday, but I could either post a picture of the girl who gets a perfect score in every category I use to rank girls, or Hilary Swank, who is still waiting for science to determine what sex she is. (direct link to the full size NSFW banner picture here. source = playboy)
HILARY SWANK - is in Hawaii with boyfriend John Campisi, just sort of hanging out by a sign in a bikini. If these two lovebirds have a wedding in their future, Hilary is sure to make a beautiful bride and/or groom. (pacific coast)
You really have to hand it to whatever dipshit did Rihannas new tat. It’s only two words long, so there was only one possible way for him to mess up the order. And he nailed it. Popeater says…
(Her) newest ink reads “rebelle fleur,” but someone forgot that in French, adjectives typically follow the nouns they modify. To translate as “rebel flower,” which we assume is what she intended, that tattoo should read “fleur rebelle.”
Rihanna looks hot with her red hair but every asshole who gets tats written in a foreign language deserves it when they get screwed up.
By far the worst is when posers get Japanese or Chinese words. Because that’s not how it works. People make fun of “Engrish” but, um, see this cute little girl? Her shirt says “I’m a pervert”.
This shirt was supposed to tell some Samurai story. What it actually says is the warranty information for an IBM computer. It even has the Japanese customer service phone number on it (you can call them). “In the case that a malfunction should occur, only repair service will be offered. We do not accept orders by FAX.”
So Rihanna got off easy. At least no one is gonna corner her and start a fight over her FAX policy.
