Riley Steele is a pornstar but she’s also in “Piranha 3D”, and she looked adorable at the Hollywood premier last night. It’s astounding how many really good looking girls are in porn these days. Stoya, Kiki Vidis, Kristina Rose, and Asa Akira (who I love more than my parents) just to name a few. They should get more real acting jobs. The dudes in porn are fuckin dorks, if they can pretend to be excited about having sex with them I’m pretty sure they can pretend fish are scary. It’s just acting. Anyone can do that shit. There’s a god damn monkey, several dogs, and three puppets on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, how hard can it really be.
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KENDRA WILKINSON - has confirmed to E! that she’s pregnant. Which sucks. I should have been told in person. The father has rights too! (source = e! online)
IRON MAN 2 - The first picture of Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 has been released. Rourke plays Whiplash, and he has a suit sort of like Iron Mans, except he adds whips and takes away any protection whatsoever. He’s unstoppable, unless he were to run into the real Iron Man, or any normal police officer with a gun, or anyone with the flu. (source = USA Today)
KELLY BROOK - a few of these pictures we’re on here Monday, but most are new, they’re all better quality and there’s now 100 percent more naked breast (BAM). These of course are from the set of Piranha 3D. I don’t like when horror movies do this kind of thing, because I end up with an erection while someone gets ripped apart. There’s no way that’s mentally healthy. (hq jump = here)
Piranha 3D stars Academy Award nominees Elisabeth Shue and Richard Dreyfuss (seriously), so I was curious as to why Kelly Brook would be on a yacht on Lake Havasu while pornstar Riley Steele licks her chest, so I did some investigating, and it turns out the answer is, “Who cares”.
