There’s really no better way to confirm that your career is still on track and definitely not being dragged down by rumors of an intense cocaine addiction than by showing up at the MTV Movie Awards and letting someone tear your shirt off. Zac Efron did just that after he was honored with the most prestigious award of all, the Best Shirtless Performance, at last night’s event. Rita Ora did the heavy lifting in tearing Zac’s shirt off, and I’m both relieved and surprised that he didn’t have a mess of track marks and a tattoo of himself blowing another guy for crack. But this is Hollywood, so I’m sure that they have plenty of makeup to cover that kind of stuff up.
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I don’t know much about Rita Ora. I know that like most young British pop music stars listening to her music will cause blood to flow from your ears and your testicles to shrink to the size of raisins. Just that word of caution if you happen to like the way you’re hanging currently. Still, she does know how to sit on a chair like nobody’s business. I guess we can call it even.
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Sure, I’ve thought about how awesome it would be to live in a Fundamentalist Muslim nation where they stone women for revealing any hint of skin. But then I think, yeah, it’s not so bad living in a place where women walk around half naked and actively engage in pre-marital sex either.
Here’s British pop star Rita Ora visiting L.A. and not realizing that girls here don’t eat.
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