By Lex September 01, 2014 @ 12:11 PM
There’s nothing more American than Labor Day. It might be an international trade union event that morphed into communism and the world’s worst parades ever, but it’s still the day we close all the public pools sending the pedophiles back into the classrooms and Fed-Ex Kinko’s. Nothing says U.S.A. like some British chick and an Australian chick with a big fake ass at a Made in America concert in Los Angeles. They did a lot of pretending to make out and feel each other up, which I appreciate. You can’t auto-tune fake lesbian stage antics. Within this decade Labor Day will be swapped out for a holiday about turning off your air-conditioning so that marmosets won’t go extinct. Enjoy it now, comrades. America, Fuck Yeah.
Photo credit: INF Photos
By Lex June 23, 2014 @ 12:27 PM
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI, Pacific Coast News
By Lex May 14, 2014 @ 11:21 AM
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News, Splash
By Lex May 01, 2014 @ 4:28 PM
Any skeezy photographer worth his salt is going to shake off charges of improper groping and errant cum shooting on young subjects. If you can’t get past that kind of pro forma, you don’t belong in a business where you invite naive waifs into your apartments to make them famous with your camera. The allure of shooting with Terry Richardson is too hard to resist for many models and celebrities like Rita Ora looking to be part of the hip New York glamour set. The fact that the photos themselves tend to resemble the level of quality you’d find from a horny high school vice president of the photography club doesn’t seem to enter the equation. Everybody wants to flash their tits for Terry. Just so long as he keeps his here’s mud in your eye ejaculate blasts to the barely literate girls from Minsk, everybody’s cool.
Photo Credit: Terry Richardson
By Travis April 14, 2014 @ 9:00 AM
There’s really no better way to confirm that your career is still on track and definitely not being dragged down by rumors of an intense cocaine addiction than by showing up at the MTV Movie Awards and letting someone tear your shirt off. Zac Efron did just that after he was honored with the most prestigious award of all, the Best Shirtless Performance, at last night’s event. Rita Ora did the heavy lifting in tearing Zac’s shirt off, and I’m both relieved and surprised that he didn’t have a mess of track marks and a tattoo of himself blowing another guy for crack. But this is Hollywood, so I’m sure that they have plenty of makeup to cover that kind of stuff up.
By Lex February 11, 2014 @ 12:56 PM
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