Rita Ora’s New Clothes Seem Well Stitched

By Lex September 08, 2014 @ 8:56 AM

Rita Ora Rips Pants Exposes Thong In London
Here’s something you don’t want to happen during the debut of your Adidas signature clothing line. Your relaxation wear pants split right down the ass line during your first deep knee bend. Rita Ora’s got a decent body. If your standard American or British woman dons those leggings, those seams aren’t making it past the first Shoney’s waffle breakfast. Rita’s Adidas clothing line is meant to capitalize on the trend of young female music stars wearing tracksuits perfectly constructed in laboratories to fit their freakishly modified body parts. As with all department store clothing lines, it will be used by less physically active women to hide their imperfections. In which case I’d highly recommend pants that don’t give the appearance that a cockroach is about to scurry into your rectum.

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Kim Kardashian Hates Rita Ora Right Down to the Nipples

By Lex September 04, 2014 @ 2:27 PM

Rita Ora In A Tight Low Cut One Piece In London
Kim Kardashian demanded that VMA seating officials move her seat away from Rita Ora in the audience. According to one of eleven thousand people who work for Kim keeping her ass from going critical, Kim blames Rita for being a horrid girlfriend to Rob Kardashian and turning him into a whining fat sack of sock designing potato starch. You know, as opposed to the alternate theory that Rob was fucked up by a Brentwood whoring mom who turned her bastard and non-bastard daughters into the Tijuana donkey show version of the Von Trapp family. Maybe it’s both. Or just the fact that Rita Ora looked like a million fucking bucks the night of the VMAs while Kim looked like the Croation sex slave they stow in container ship galleys to keep the ornery crew members from stabbing each other to death on pan-Pacific voyages. Kim’s seat got moved before anyone had the chance to ask why the hell she was even at a video music awards show.

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Iggy Azalea Knows Shit

By Lex September 01, 2014 @ 12:11 PM

Iggy-Azalea-Made-in-America-02
There’s nothing more American than Labor Day. It might be an international trade union event that morphed into communism and the world’s worst parades ever, but it’s still the day we close all the public pools sending the pedophiles back into the classrooms and Fed-Ex Kinko’s. Nothing says U.S.A. like some British chick and an Australian chick with a big fake ass at a Made in America concert in Los Angeles. They did a lot of pretending to make out and feel each other up, which I appreciate. You can’t auto-tune fake lesbian stage antics. Within this decade Labor Day will be swapped out for a holiday about turning off your air-conditioning so that marmosets won’t go extinct. Enjoy it now, comrades. America, Fuck Yeah.

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Rita Ora Shows Off Her Booty In Mesh Pants At The Summertime Ball In London

By Lex June 23, 2014 @ 12:27 PM

Rita Ora Shows Off Her Booty In Mesh Pants At The Summertime Ball In London

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Rita Ora Camel Toe In Tights Leaving The Gym In London

By Lex May 14, 2014 @ 11:21 AM

Rita Ora Camel Toe In Tights Leaving The Gym In London

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Terry Richardson Abides

By Lex May 01, 2014 @ 4:28 PM

Rita Ora Poses In A See Through Bra For Terry Richardson At His Studio
Any skeezy photographer worth his salt is going to shake off charges of improper groping and errant cum shooting on young subjects. If you can’t get past that kind of pro forma, you don’t belong in a business where you invite naive waifs into your apartments to make them famous with your camera. The allure of shooting with Terry Richardson is too hard to resist for many models and celebrities like Rita Ora looking to be part of the hip New York glamour set. The fact that the photos themselves tend to resemble the level of quality you’d find from a horny high school vice president of the photography club doesn’t seem to enter the equation. Everybody wants to flash their tits for Terry. Just so long as he keeps his here’s mud in your eye ejaculate blasts to the barely literate girls from Minsk, everybody’s cool.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson