Rita Rusic In A Bikini

By Lex May 16, 2013 @ 10:08 AM

Rita Rusic In A Bikini At The Beach In Miami
The thing about my older woman fetish is that it’s getting tougher to find worthy imaginary girlfriends the older I get. When you’re fifteen, every woman in your sphere is an older honey. You can violate yourself thinking of a teacher, your dental hygienist, or the mom from Who’s The Boss. But you get a little older and suddenly finding a mature women to imagine nursing you in adult diapers becomes a real chore. At some point I’ll be watching reruns of The Golden Girls with a tube sock in my hand wondering why the fuck I was cursed with this dreaded desire. Pedophiles really do have it easy.

Here’s Euro actress and film producer Rita Rusic on the beach in Miami. She turns 53 years old today. And, by old, I mean, I want to have sex with her until her hip bone cracks.

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Rita Rusic In A Bikini

By Lex April 30, 2013 @ 11:14 AM

Rita Rusic In A Bikini At The Beach In Miami

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Rita Rusic Ageless in a Bikini

By Lex April 23, 2013 @ 11:36 AM

Rita Rusic In A Bikini At A Beach In Miami
Here’s a little secret. When women bang much younger men, they stay more youthful looking. That’s scientific fact whittled down from my knowledge of nearly three cases of such intergenerational bumping of the uglies. It’s working for Rita Rusic, the Italian film producer and early AARP member who retired to Miami Beach at 53 to hump men half her age. She looks fucking amazing. Ladies, you no longer need witchcraft and the blood of virgins to keep looking young. Just hop on a young dude and let him know mama’s home. He won’t mind.

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