Crack Loving Mayor Rob Ford Is Dead And Shit Around The Web

Toronto's former mayor Rob Ford is dead from cancer. One would have thought with his love of crack and eating pussy that he would have gone by being stabbed by a prostitute in an alley with a broken bottle. Life is weird. What is it with mayors of shitty cities and crack? (TMZ) Kristin Cavallari's new MILF tits are outstanding. (Last Men On Earth) Rosie Jones And Rhian Sugden take off their tops for you. (Egotastic...

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Rob Ford Makes Kids Roll In Goose Shit (VIDEO)

A few years ago Rob Ford was volunteering as assistant coach for a high school football team and according to newly released documents he abused the shit out of them. Another coach testified that Ford would show up hammered and scream and yell at the kids like that drunk uncle you mock until he hits you with a shovel. For all his lovable loser antics, if Ford really "made the players roll in goose scat" I have to wash...

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Rob Ford Smoked Crack Again

Toronto mayor Rob Ford has finally announced that he's going to step away from his re-election campaign to seek treatment for substance abuse, after at least two new stories have been published about his hard partying ways. First, the big one, Rob is the subject of a new crack-smoking video that the Globe and Mail's reporters viewed, and the dealer trying to move it for six figures claims that he recorded it in Rob's...

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Rob Ford Defends Justin Bieber

Toronto's crack smoking and vagina diving mayor Rob Ford defended Justin Bieber on a morning radio show. Ford, who was stripped of a lot of his powers as mayor of Toronto for hitting the pipe and drinking more than even most Canadians, was on the Sports Junkies show in Washington D.C. when the subject of Justin Bieber came up. The wacky DJ's said that the little lesbian pixie was Canada's worst export. Ford fired back...

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Mayor Rob Ford Gets Porn Offer

Vivid is big on free publicity by issuing unlikely to be accepted porn offers to people in the news. Any time there's a media circus around some individual, they offer them a million dollars in some played out letter that TMZ turns into a headline with exclamation points. On her Vivid radio show, oft-analized Brandy Aniston offered Toronto Mayor Rob Ford a deal to bang her on camera for cash. Aniston says the Mayor is...

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Rob Ford Gut Checks Toronto Councilwoman to the Ground (VIDEO)

This is Canada. If you can't handle a fat guy checking you into the boards, you don't belong in politics. Take that, prim and proper old Toronto City Council woman voting to strip Rob Ford of his office powers simply because he likes to drink a little, maybe smoke some crack, and chow down on his wife's comely crotch. Rob Ford and his weirdly identical Council member brother are not to be taken lightly. They're not...

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Rob Ford Denies Eating Staffer Pussy (VIDEO)

You know all those jackasses that whine about politicians never telling the truth. You don't want to know the truth, not when it comes to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford who just says whatever the hell is on his mind. He could be the first honest politician, or maybe it's just the crack talking, but in his latest, Ford decided to tell the press that he never went down on his former staffer, as she alleges. Not because she...

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Toronto Mayor Smoked Crack, But Only Because He Was Drunk

Here's what you do when you're the Mayor and somebody accuses you of smoking crack on a video tape but doesn't have the actual video tape. Deny. Then, when random reporters say they've seen you on the video tape smoking crack, but they won't release the video tape, keep on denying that shit. Finally, when the Chief of Police says he's seen you on the video tape himself smoking crack, just tell everybody that it's...

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