Rob Kardashian has impregnated Blac Chyna with his fetid douche sperm. They announced it with a preggo Chyna emoji on Instagram, like you do. Self-abortion is not a crime. Go, fetus, go! READ MORE

Still Fat Rob Kardashian and his fiancee Blac Chyna continue to make paid strip club appearances waiting for the Kardashian family to concede to their demands to book them on the show for one million. A rich white kid used... READ MORE

Blac Chyna and still fat Rob Kardashian announced their engagement at the Ace of Diamond strip club because Paris is still closed due to suicide bombers. Kardashian wore his finest underachieving Gambino offspring gear, including a zipper for where... READ MORE

Still chubby Rob Kardashian is now the official boyfriend of Blac Chyna. The duties are simple. Spooge into a warmed mason jar until Chyna’s attorneys crack the legal matrix Kris Jenner uses to protect family money from her retarded... READ MORE

While the world is making war, Kylie Jenner has decided to make peace with her suicidally fat half-brother Rob Kardashian for fucking the baby mama of her current boyfriend. Never saw that on Peyton Place. Kylie Jenner and Blac... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian has lost forty pounds which means he was way fatter than anybody imagined before because he’s still noticeably overweight. Blac Chyna is taking much of the credit because she rides his cock at the end of every day... READ MORE

Sociologists have conducted studies where they open cell doors at prisons as if by accident. Most cons hurdle out to freedom, but a certain percentage of the inmates simply won’t take the opportunity for flight. That’s Rob Kardashian, stuck... READ MORE

Blac Chyna’s first mistake was booking an L.A. to London flight with a connection in Austin. If you’re connecting through Austin, you probably can’t afford to go to London. Chyna got toasted on her layover and went Azealia Banks... READ MORE

There’s not a single Kardashian family member who hasn’t been hospitalized in the past two years, if you include Khloe Kardashian rubbing her cunny on staph infection while spoon feeding Lamar. Kris Jenner went in for ‘undisclosed internal pain’, Kylie... READ MORE

The poorest earner in the Kardashian family, Rob, was rushed to the hospital after nearly slipping into a coma from undiagnosed diabetes. How his family injected this into his body remains to be seen. Hey, Lamar, what are you... READ MORE