You’re not alone if you hate the ‘Twilight’ movies even though you’ve never seen them, because Robert Pattinson says he probably would too.
“I am a judgmental and cynical person who would just mindlessly hate it, without ever having seen anything.”
As he should. There’s nothing wrong with hating something even if you’ve never seen it. I haven’t seen a rape either, that doesn’t mean I should be open minded on the subject until I do.
(image source of pattinson at the ‘twilight’ premiere last night in london = wenn)
The tabloids are losing their mind today because Kristen Stewart, who is plain and ordinary in every way, wore this dress with a slit up the side at the ‘Twilight’ premiere last night. Unfortunately she’s so awkward and boyish that she stood there with her leg at a 30 degree angle the whole time, as if she was trying to trip someone or hail a cab in a Bugs Bunny cartoon, to make sure we noticed.
But the fans were going crazy anyway. And why wouldn’t they. They get to see a third and fourth movie about the hazards of dating a werewolf and vampire, because apparently it takes four movies to explain that.
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We’re finally almost done with these god awful ‘Twilight’ movies (part one of the finale opens November 15th, part two opens this time next year) but you’ll be haunted by their whiney memory forever if you visit the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, because today Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner had their hands and feet set in cement.
To be fair Pattinson is actually not a bad actor and will probably have a good carer but the other two are awful. The only reason I’d have Taylor Lautner put his feet in cement is if I was about to throw him off a boat.
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Every now and then it’s nice to hear about an actor who isn’t completely insane, or even more shocking; grateful. Especially one who became hugely famous seemingly overnight. That’s why it’s so hard to dislike Robert Pattinson, even though his movies practically demand it. Page Six says…
Robert Pattinson knows how to work a crowd.
The “Twilight” hunk showed up an hour before the premiere of “Water for Elephants” to schmooze with fans Sunday night.
His driver dropped him at the top of the block so he could stroll along West 54th Street and sign autographs.
Maybe he’s so nice because he knows how fickle fate can be. And what better way to learn that than by watching a clown burn to death. On the Today show yesterday he explained why, even though his new movie is about the circus, he’s only been once and has no desire to go back.
“The first time I went to a circus, somebody died. One of the clowns died.”
“His little car exploded. The joke car exploded on him. Everybody ran out. It was terrifying.”
At least the clown died doing what he loved; seeing someone throw a bucket towards him that was actually filled with confetti and spraying him with seltzer water. What a way to go!
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ROBERT PATTINSON - seems pretty cool to be honest with you. And yesterday he proved it again by showing up at a fans house to say hi. He posed for pictures with everyone and the girl was real happy. Then he played a ‘Get Up Kids’ record and told her butterflies make him cry and she completely came in her pants. (la times)
THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS - better hope host Aziz Ansari does 90 minutes of standup because the list of nominees is fucking terrible. (mtv)
BRITNEY SPEARS - fired her agent. Who is also her boyfriend. So this way there won’t be any weird conflict. Like, she won’t have to fire him one day, for example. I’m not gonna lie, her plan has a few holes in it. (the sun)
EMMA WATSON - is not the topless girl in this picture. Her agent says it’s an obvious photoshop and he’s right. He also said you were adopted because your birth parents hated you. Sry. :( (the sun)
All the weird and unpopular teen girls who write fan fiction about Edward Cullen dreamily showing up in Biology one day and realizing they’re not ordinary, they’re special and amazing, need to put their dreams on hold, because he’s now admitted for the first time that Kristin Stewart is the girl he pretends to date so people won’t think he’s gay. The Sun says…
The mystery of their relationship status has been driving fans of the vampire saga loopy.
The pair at first went to ludicrous lengths to avoid being seen together by devoted fans.
“It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes.
“We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy.
“We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”
I really don’t get this girls appeal, even as a pretend girlfriend. She’s not ugly but she’s not pretty either. She’s like the girl at the beginning of commercials who uses the wrong shampoo or can’t do a sit up. On every picture she’s ever taken, it looks like a red X is gonna be stamped over her at any second.
