Robin Thicke Checkmates Paula Patton In Custody Games

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Breaking up has always been about who is the happier person after the split. People are petty. It goes from an “us” thing, to a “me vs. you” thing the moment she finds text messages from strippers on your phone. 


Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Working Overtime to Fuck Up Their Kid

February 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not been novel since Kramer vs. Kramer that dads might want to parent their kids even after divorce. Before 1980, the leased Porsche and Jordache jeans were the sole priorities. Even guys who never dug being dads have to put on the game face and fight for shared custody. Rich parents with a single kid have managed to turn the entire process into a Shakespearean tragedy. 


Robin Thicke Excessive Spanking

January 14, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Paula Patton is accusing her ex-husband Robin Thicke of spanking their six-year old son excessively. Also drugs and alcohol use, though only the first charge caused a thousand dudes in WeHo to get wicked hard. She wants to change the terms of their custody to supervised-only daytime visits for Thicke.


Robin Thicke Still Diving Into This

May 6, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m told by an anonymous uninformed source that the judge ruled the Marvin Gaye family copyright lawsuit over Blurred Lines toward the family in part simply because Robin Thicke was such an uncontained douchebag in statements and testimony. The decision to award the family millions for Pharrell and Thicke ripping off their dad’s song will […]


Robin Thicke Drowns His Sorrows in Four Stories of Model Pussy

October 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With divorce papers inked and his ex-wife banging the snot tarp out of her new boyfriend, Robin Thicke chose to drown his sorrows the old-fashioned way, inviting a thong load of hot models back to his place to pull a train with Leonardo DiCaprio. Having Leo to your after hours soiree is a like having […]


Robin Thicke Sucks At Everything

September 16, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Transcripts from Robin Thicke’s deposition in the lawsuit filed by Marvin Gaye’s family show Thicke to be a talentless lying scrub. Thicke says he was high on Vicodin and booze and just showed up at the studio to fart up the place while Pharrell and the naked chicks wrote Blurred Lines. This throws Pharrell under […]


Robin Thicke’s Apology Record Tanks

July 11, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Robin Thicke’s newest album may have sold zero copies in Australia its opening week. I’m told by industry experts this is not a strong number. The relatively poor sales could be related to the fact that everybody is sick to shit of Robin Thicke. Men used to admire Thicke like men of a previous generation admired […]


BET Lets Robin Thicke Serenade His Black Ex-Wife (VIDEO)

June 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Robin Thicke has spent the better part of the past four months singing love songs to Paula Patton who left him because he dry humped Miley Cyrus on camera then started sleeping with the couple’s joint masseuse off camera. There were probably other issues as well, like Robin wearing vests and sunglasses for no obvious […]


Robin Thicke Was Pathetic As Planned (VIDEO)

May 19, 2014 | video | Brendon| 0 Comments

Ever since Paula Patton dumped his ass for cheating on her after “Blurred Lines” became a huge hit and made him think that he was a god, Robin Thicke has vowed that he’d win his wife back, no matter what it takes. That’s why he used the Billboard Music Awards last night as his grand […]


Robin Thicke Has A Plan To Get Paula Patton Back

May 16, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Ever since Paula Patton split from Robin Thicke in February, because he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants after the success of that song he ripped off from Marvin Gaye, the singer has vowed to win her back by whining about how much he loves her every time someone points a camera at him. […]