By Jack October 15, 2013 @ 4:01 PM
Robin Thicke, he of Blurred Lines fame, is now saying that his megahit is about his wife. The song and its titty-filled video have been a source of controversy since it came out earlier this summer. The song is kind of creepy. The song tells the tale of an older lech who is trying to seduce a young lady away from her “maker”, (whatever the fuck that means). Robin is now claiming that the song isn’t an homage to sexual relations with young girls but a sweet tune about his wife of 20 years Paula Patton. He says,
“I wrote it about my wife. She’s my good girl. And I know she wants it because we’ve been together for 20 years.”
Ummm, no. You’ve been with your wife since you were 16 years old, Robin. Are you saying that this is a tune about how you stole her away from a senior before the ice cream social or whatever? How does your wife feel about being called the “hottest bitch in this place”? I mean, it’s better than being the ugliest bitch in the place, I guess. Just admit that you wrote a song about the barely legal chicks you had dancing around in the music video. Jesus didn’t smite the trollops, so you’re probably in the clear.
By Jack September 05, 2013 @ 2:48 PM
Vast sections of the underemployed world are still talking about Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke’s controversial performance at the VMAs last week. Both of the music artists have played down any notion that their performance was in any way a big deal meant to create huge controversy.
“They’re overthinking it … You’re thinking about it more than I thought about it when I did it. Like, I didn’t even think about it ’cause that’s just me.” — Miley Cyrus.
Not so fast. My own source (a buddy of mine who I trust like a brother in a Greek tragedy) was literally standing next to Miley and Robin backstage before they went on. He tells me that any notion that this Tijuana donkey show was impromptu or in the moment is utter bullshit. He specifically heard Thicke and Cyrus talking backstage about how ‘fucking sexy’ they were going to perform. They basically gave each other a pep talk about how far they were going to take it to create a media sensation. Which isn’t surprising in the least. Just, you know, a a big fat lie.
By Lex August 30, 2013 @ 1:19 PM
Yeah, that’s his hand grabbing her ass caught in the reflection in the mirror. It’s good to be king I guess. I thought maybe his wife might get upset, until I saw this picture of her bruised up body from right after the VMAs. Guess daddy doesn’t like to be questioned in his house so much. Goose away.
Photo Credit: Getty
By Lex August 26, 2013 @ 11:49 AM
I’m not sure what you call it when a retarded chick with massive white dental caps and nubby hair knots starts grinding on an older dude dressed like Beetlejuice, but where I come from, we call it highly watchable. Maxim’s may have tied their sinking ship to the flounder face of Miley Cyrus, I just want to see her simulate sex. I’ll pretty much watch any woman not heavier than ‘needing to lose a few’ grind their privates in public display. Everybody is worried about the harmful message Miley might be sending to her young teen female audience that empowerment comes through grinding your honeydew onto some dudes lap. But nobody is considering the half glass full perspective for high school boys everywhere. Twerking is going to be very very good to them.
Photo Credit: Splash, WENN
By Travis June 20, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
While it was released in March, Robin Thicke’s single, “Blurred Lines “, only just hit the top of the Billboard charts, thanks to endless radio play and all of those Radio Shack commercials. Oh, and also because people won’t stop talking about how misogynistic and “rapey” the video is, because of the recurring line, “Good girl, you know you want it” and all of the naked models (NSFW) that caused the video to be banned by YouTube.
And I’m sure that between the websites and feminists posting blogs about how offended they are at this video, Robin will think long and hard about how his actions have affected other people. Then he’ll check the Billboard charts and his bank account, and start hiring strippers to slap with dildos in his next video.