Robin Thicke Still Diving Into This

I'm told by an anonymous uninformed source that the judge ruled the Marvin Gaye family copyright lawsuit over Blurred Lines toward the family in part simply because Robin Thicke was such an uncontained douchebag in statements and testimony. The decision to award the... read more

Robin Thicke Drowns His Sorrows in Four Stories of Model Pussy

With divorce papers inked and his ex-wife banging the snot tarp out of her new boyfriend, Robin Thicke chose to drown his sorrows the old-fashioned way, inviting a thong load of hot models back to his place to pull a train with Leonardo DiCaprio. Having Leo to your after... read more

Robin Thicke Sucks At Everything

Transcripts from Robin Thicke's deposition in the lawsuit filed by Marvin Gaye's family show Thicke to be a talentless lying scrub. Thicke says he was high on Vicodin and booze and just showed up at the studio to fart up the place while Pharrell and the naked chicks... read more

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Robin Thicke's Apology Record Tanks

Robin Thicke's newest album may havesold zero copies in Australia its opening week. I'm told by industry experts this is not a strong number. The relatively poor sales could be related to the fact that everybody is sick to shit of Robin Thicke. Men used to admire Thicke... read more

BET Lets Robin Thicke Serenade His Black Ex-Wife (VIDEO)

Robin Thicke has spent the better part of the past four months singing love songs to Paula Patton who left him because he dry humped Miley Cyrus on camera then started sleeping with the couple's joint masseuse off camera. There were probably other issues as well, like... read more

Robin Thicke Was Pathetic As Planned (VIDEO)

Ever since Paula Patton dumped his ass for cheating on her after "Blurred Lines" became a huge hit and made him think that he was a god, Robin Thicke has vowed that he'd win his wife back, no matter what it takes. That's why he used the Billboard Music Awards last night... read more

Robin Thicke Has A Plan To Get Paula Patton Back

Ever since Paula Patton split from Robin Thicke in February, because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants after the success of that song he ripped off from Marvin Gaye, the singer has vowed to win her back by whining about how much he loves her every time someone... read more

Paula Patton Didn't Like Robin Thicke Twosoming Their Threesome

The sum total of my relationship advice boils down to one simple phrase: fuck one person at a time. Most every cataclysmic death of an intimate relationship occurs because somebody had to start fucking outside the box. You can use all the modern day polyamory mumbo jumbo... read more

Robin Thicke Wants Paula Patton Back (VIDEO)

Robin Thicke is trying everything he can think of to get Paula Patton to take him back. He's apparently sending thousands of dollars worth of flowers to her house because he saw that work in a movie once. I think it was Pretty Woman and she was a whore. He's also now... read more

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Miley's Ass Came Between the Thickes

The split between Robin Thicke and Paula Patton began with Miley Cyrus' dry humping antics. Apparently the trouble with the celebrity love birds began at the now notorious VMA performance in which Miley air humped Robin Thicke on stage. You'll recall that she stroked... read more

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton End Their Endless Love

Robin Thicke separated from his wife Paula Patton after 9 years of marriage and being exclusive sweethearts since sophomore year of high school. According to baseless gossip, and a few less baseless photos, Robin has had wandering gonads since hitting it big with his... read more

Robin Thicke Is Smarter Than Your Average LaBeouf

I long ago tired of Robin Thicke and his colorful suits and wispy gait. He's not even gay, he's just affected and annoying. But he's also one of the smarter alleged intellectual property borrowers around. Unlike the picked off scab that is Shia LaBeouf, stealing stupid... read more