The Rocco Plan Seems To Be Going Well

A New York judge ordered Madonna and Guy Ritchie to work their shit out with their son privately for the best interest of Rocco. Neither parent was present in-person to discuss how much they loved and cared for their son. Ritchie called-in from England where they have no... read more

Madonna Fears Her Son May Be Straight

Madonna's son Rocco fled the U.S. at the end of last year to be with his dad Guy Ritchie in London because dad didn't insist he share quarters with three dozen Moroccan boy dancers who smell like liniment and make strange guttural noises in the middle of the night.... read more

Madonna's Baby Boy Likes Him Some Gin

Madonna posted a New Year's picture of her 13-year old hoisting a bottle of gin with the caption: The party has just begun! Bring it 2014! Now she's being judged. She wants you to stop judging her as a mom. Also, stop judging 55-year olds who say 'bring it'. Stop judging... read more