Rocco Ritchie Doesn’t Share Mom’s Affections

November 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was only a week ago that Madonna made her feelings clear in various celebrity magazines about her unconditional love and support for her teen son Rocco. This after Rocco fled to the U.K. to live with his by-comparison superior parent and smoke a little weed.


Madonna Squeezing in Time to Have Her Son’s Back

November 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Madonna issued a statement through People magazine that she loves her teen son and will stand by him through his upcoming drug trial. Not a trial so much as having to pay a fine for minor possession of marijuana


The Rocco Plan Seems To Be Going Well

March 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A New York judge ordered Madonna and Guy Ritchie to work their shit out with their son privately for the best interest of Rocco. Neither parent was present in-person to discuss how much they loved and cared for their son. Ritchie called-in from England where they have no airplanes and Madonna dialed in on a […]


Madonna Fears Her Son May Be Straight

February 10, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Madonna’s son Rocco fled the U.S. at the end of last year to be with his dad Guy Ritchie in London because dad didn’t insist he share quarters with three dozen Moroccan boy dancers who smell like liniment and make strange guttural noises in the middle of the night. Madonna filed a series of legal […]


Madonna’s Baby Boy Likes Him Some Gin

January 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Madonna posted a New Year’s picture of her 13-year old hoisting a bottle of gin with the caption: The party has just begun! Bring it 2014! Now she’s being judged. She wants you to stop judging her as a mom. Also, stop judging 55-year olds who say ‘bring it’. Stop judging skeletor looking women who […]