As a general rule, the NFL league office and The Commissioner will make the absolutely unjust and unfounded decision in nine out of ten given opportunities. They're the billionaire version of The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight. Fourth graders... READ MORE

Known for consistently making the wrong decisions at the wrong times yet still taking home a $34 million annual paycheck, Roger Goodell finally issued a vanilla statement on the controversy surrounding NFL players taking a knee during the National... READ MORE

Apparently getting blacked out at noon and watching people spear each other can lead to violence. Especially when your team loses and the beers are three dollars. Your wife hates you. Take it out on the dude next to you wearing... READ MORE

Ray Rice suspended indefinitely and cut from the Ravens. Fuck, things move fast in the world of NFL knee jerk responses to media pressure. Anybody who imagines the NFL as an office full of jocks drinking brews and having... READ MORE