Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is One Tit Away from Perfection

By Lex April 09, 2014 @ 2:41 PM

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude And Covered On For The April 2014 Issue Of Rolling Stone
Almost 238 years after our founding and America is still afraid of tits. I’m not sure what it is about women’s breasts that scare the shit out of so many people. Yeah, I was wary of them too until about fourteen when I touched my first and realized they weren’t going to send me straight to Beezelbub’s cauldron, at least not immediately. At worst, you got a slap across the face. Maybe put in the punishment shed if she was a close relative. But we stand together with Iran and some other fucked up backwards places in thinking tits will cause us all to be set ablaze in hellfire. Bare asses seem to be okay now. I guess that’s in one of the more recently revised versions of the Good Book.

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Miley Cyrus Strips Down In Rolling Stone

By Lex September 24, 2013 @ 12:51 PM

Miley Cyrus Strips Down In The October 2013 Issue Of Rolling Stone
Miley Cyrus knows how to commit. For her Rolling Stone interview she got the words ‘Rolling Stone’ tattooed onto the bottom of her feet. That’s so fucking punk. Then taking off her top and grabbing her own tit. I don’t know, more fucking punk. Anybody who thought Miley Cyrus was just a manufactured pop music star twerking lyrics to her brilliant music, wake the fuck up. This girl is breaking barriers. She’s also noticing some very unfair shit.

“It was a lot of ‘Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,’ but never, ‘Robin Thicke grinds up on Miley.’ They’re only talking about the one that bent over. So obviously there’s a double standard.” — Miley Cyrus to Rolling Stone.

She’s so right. Why does the one who gets bent over always suffer the consequences of cultural stigma, not to mention potential pregnancies? Miley doesn’t just have important things to say, she is asking all the right questions. She’s like a young Bob Dylan meets Wendy O’Williams meets Secretariat. I mean, if any of them got the names of magazines tattooed on their feet (or hooves). Already can’t wait for Women’s Wear Daily.

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