Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 2:24 PM

Jaime King And Jessica Alba At The Premiere For 'Sin City- A Dame To Kill For' In Hollywood
Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she’s finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to touch her repeatedly in her privates, I’m inviting a half-dozen Northeastern liberal arts college girls to watch the women in Sin City 2 portray empowered devious strippers who get beaten and screwed and maybe find strong men to stick up for them. We’ll all have a good laugh after the film as feminists draw me into the alley way for an emasculating assault.

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Rosario Dawson In A Purple Swimsuit In Cannes

By Lex May 21, 2014 @ 12:36 PM

Rosario Dawson In A Purple Swimsuit In Cannes

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Rosario Dawson Flashes Her Panties at Cannes

By Lex May 21, 2013 @ 1:18 PM

Rosario Dawson Upskirt At The Cannes Film Festival
I feel like every single movie shown at Cannes is about a boy in a war torn nation trying to find a decent pair of shoes for his sister. I could be wrong, but at least half are for sure. Whenever I see a film marketed as having won the Golden Sunshine Award or whatever is they give out there, I know it’s going to be a snoozer. I also know I’m going to have to tell everybody I saw it and how amazing it was. That’s not a question of fitting in here in L.A., that’s a question of ever getting laid here.

Here’s Rosario Dawson in a slit dress that showed off too much. Or exactly what she thought I suppose as the team that dressed her surely noticed. It’s close to the same dress Eva Longoria wore over the weekend up the same steps when she flashed her tampon. I guess to let guys know she’s still fertile. Kind of primal, but I like it.

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Rosario Dawson is also in GQ

By brendon October 08, 2010 @ 1:22 PM


Rosario Dawson is on the cover of this months German GQ, and Jessica Alba is on the British version, but here in America we got stuck with Ryan Reynolds. What the fuck is that all about? Isn’t GQ a British company? Why are they screwing us like this? Hey England, do you not remember us saving your ass a few years ago, in a little something called the Vietnam War? Learn your history and show some god damn respect!


By brendon July 21, 2008 @ 7:42 AM

Rosario Dawson is in Italy this week, just like the rest of Hollywood, and she spent Friday relaxing by the boobs and getting some sun.  She tits rinsed off in some kind of shower that had a chair in the boobs, if you can imagine that.  It's pretty crazy boobs.  Then she got tits’ed up and went about her boobs.  What a fun rack that tits ass.