Rose McGowan Nipples Tell No Tales

By Lex August 18, 2015 @ 6:59 AM

Rose McGowan Pokies in Red Top
Rose McGowan continues to protest the tight tank top roles she’s forced to play in B-moved by showing off her tits for the paparazzi in Beverly Hills. It’s a protest so subtle, that you have to fully commit to its irony just to begin to understand it. The lion tamer can’t bitch when everybody asks him to bring the lions along. Nobody wants to see a sullen dude in a brilliant gay suit hoisting a whip at their party. Maybe Calvin Klein. Don’t make us forget the reasons we love you. The list is short. You could’ve gone one size smaller.

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Rose McGown Busty White

By Lex August 10, 2015 @ 10:07 AM

Rose McGown Busty White Dress In NYC
People who question how Rose McGowan can rail against the low cut wardrobe requests for her films and yet publicly employ her tits for twenty years to get ahead don’t understand the pure joy of double standards. You lament double standards when you can’t use them to your advantage. Why not be the preacher who berates whores on Sundays and fucks them blind Monday through Friday? It’s a good gig if you can get away with it. If Michael Bay gets rigid, I get work. My body, my choice. Have you seen my ass lately? Quit looking, pig!

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Rose McGowan Sick of Sexism, Now That It’s No Longer Helpful

By Lex June 26, 2015 @ 12:55 PM


Rose McGowan claims her talent agency fired her for ranting about a casting note to wear a tight tank top with push-up bra for an audition for the role of woman in tank top and push-up bra. Rose had to disparage and share the sexist wardrobe note on her social media to mark her transition from using her tits to get work to complaining about it. Also to conveniently dismiss how male actors routinely have to hit the gym to have rock hard abs in their roles. Mark Wahlberg has had more strangers touching him than an adorable ten year old with a Neverland annual pass.

The role was in an Adam Sandler movie and when Rose called out Adam Sandler in particular, her reps decided it was time to cut bait. Adam Sandler is a very shitty actor who makes very shitty movies that make more money than Rose McGowan’s sycophantic feminist Twitter posts it turns out.


Yes, I realize Rose McGowan is wearing a skin tight tank top on Andy Cohen’s show to bitch about the wardrobe note. Never tell a woman with nice tits she’s a hypocrite. She might not let you touch them. #MyTitsMyChoice

Rose McGowan Knows Things

By Lex June 01, 2015 @ 9:50 AM

Rose McGowan Braless In White Shirt In NYC
Rose McGowan took a pot shot last week at Senator Ted Cruz for his quote that gay people love is worse than the Josh Duggar kiddy sexual assaults. You can even see Ted Cruz in a photo with his arm around the creepy Duggar family dad. The problem is, Cruz never made this remark. And the photo is clearly shopped with him cut and paste next to the 19 and Molesting Dad. The fake meme came from some site on Facebook that makes up hateful quotes from Conservatives under the pretense of being ha-ha funny, which we all know is scientifically impossible from partisan politics of any ilk.

When McGowan was informed of her rant being based on a hoax, she refused to retract, insisting that the illegitimacy of the Cruz quote was a minor detail and in no way diminishing the point that she’s right, the people she hates are wrong, and everybody should agree with her unless they are fucking retards. She cleverly fake apologized:

I’m sorry I said #TedCruz liked child molesters. Ok? No [sic] go back to hating gays. Fuckwits.

I normally give bonus points to people who make harsh statements online then refuse to back down from public outrage. But that assumes you aren’t a misquoting asshole. Ted Cruz might hate gay people. Fuck if I know. He mostly just looks like an Aspy mope who got his ass kicked as a kid routinely by the tougher Spanish kids. But he didn’t say what you said he did. You put it in quotes. Now get some even bigger sunglasses and show us your tits so we can put this behind us. That’s not sexist. It’s a quote I saw from Ellen online.

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Rose McGowan Topless on Facebook

By Lex January 06, 2015 @ 11:21 AM

Rose McGowan Topless For Nowness
This topless photo Rose McGowan posted on Facebook is noteworthy for two reasons. One, Rose McGowan is a forty-something woman with nice tits. That should never be overlooked. Second, everybody knows you can’t show tits on Facebook. It drives The Zuckerberg into ferocious teething on his security blanket and the slaughtering of ten thousand virgins in Nairobi to balance the scales of Misogyny. It’s cool, he owns the virgin farm in Nairobi so he can do what he wants with them. We’ve lost Facebook accounts for censors catching loose pubic hairs on Lindsay Lohan’s image. There are no images of Lindsay Lohan that don’t contain loose public hairs. I don’t believe they were even hers. This feels a lot like a double standard, where attractive women can do as they please and pale dudes with limited potential get the shaft. I’d hate to think that Facebook was just like real life.

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Rose McGowan Can’t Be Topless Enough

By colin November 24, 2014 @ 1:11 PM

I’m not sure if Rose McGowan made a bet with a friend who she’s just the only go-to named actress in Hollywood who will flash her bare cans for a reasonable rate, but she seems to be topless in half the style and arts magazines this month. I could explain how Rose is ten times the feminist any of the ranting ladies of the Northeastern college corridor, but I’m kind of busy looking at her tits again. That’s her genius right there.

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