Rosanne Barr Gets Drunk and Swears at Hollywood

By Lex December 02, 2013 @ 3:04 PM

Roseanne Barr Speaks On Her Running For President In Santa Monica

Here’s a lesson learned in life. People will put up with you being a total asshole if you’re rich or powerful or can help them with shit or they even think you can help them with shit. At some point, people used to brown nose Roseanne Barr and tell her her shit didn’t stink, even though it was smeared over a large swath of the lower half of her large torso where she couldn’t quite reach with the paper. Then it all went away and Roseanne went crazy and started burying cans of mixed nuts in her backyard and covering her grisly vagina in heavy duty aluminum wrap to keep out the alien X-rays. Let’s call this period of her life, the past two decades. Now, because Hollywood loves a comeback story and also not coming up with new ideas, Roseanne is being given a new NBC sitcom. She got so excited she drank a bottle of paint thinner and hit up Twitter with her cunty outage:

“I’ve ben disrespected and ripped off by Hollywood. fuck hollywood. fuck every stupid prick there. Misogynist classist white colonial fuck. fuck these hollywood anti semite bitched jewish women loathing fucktards… the women in hollywood cannot fall to their knees to suck dick fast enough.”

In short, Hollywood is being ruined by Jewish women hating Jewish women who love oral. Roseanne wasn’t finished with her glue sniffing rant, because she felt a need to take on super gay Anderson Cooper for no apparent reason:

“censor this shit u fucking prick motherfuckinging asshole dispshit banjkster whores of Hollywood neo con anti semites. ANDERSON COOPER IS A TOAD.”

Later, Roseanne admitted that she has mental health issues, apologized for drinking and Tweeting, then everybody had a good laugh over the idea that Jewish women are quick to give head.

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FATASS MAKES A GOOD POINT

By brendon April 09, 2007 @ 1:44 PM

Roseanne Barr is the occasional co-host of a radio show on KCAA in SoCal, and this week she had a black lesbian activist on as a guest.  You can hear the show here, which you would only do because at the 29 minute mark, Rosanne says:

Never once in my 54 years have I ever once heard a gay or lesbian person who’s politically active say one thing about anything that was not about them. They don’t care about minimum wage, they don’t care about any other group other than their own self because you know, some people say being gay and lesbian is a totally narcissistic thing and sometimes I wonder.
I’ve never heard any of them say anything except for “accept me ‘cause I’m gay.”
It’s just, it’s screwed. It’s no different than the evangelicals, it’s the same mindset. They want you to accept Jesus and you guys want us to all believe it’s ok to be gay. And a lot of us, a lot of them, I do, I don’t give a damn who anybody has sex with, as long as they’re not underage and an animal. I don’t give a damn, it’s none of my damn business. I’m just sick of all the divisiveness, it’s not getting any of us anywhere.

Uh, god, this chick is completely awful but she’s right.  How many black/gay/fat/asian/handicapped comedians have you seen where their entire fucking act is about them being black/gay/fat/asian/handicapped.  Gay activists need to spend less time protesting and more time looking at a calendar.  It's 2007, and I don’t think I’ve ever even met anyone who actually gives a crap when it comes to who gay people sleep with.  I don’t even care if they sleep with underage kids or animals.  But I draw the line at underage animals.  No ponies or kittens or baby ducks.  I’m sorry, but that’s too much.

(thanks to Jill for the link, and for teaching me about love)