By Matt April 10, 2015 @ 7:04 AM
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley got mostly naked for a photo shoot and as part of the trade off someone had to listen to her recount some benign facts about herself. Brace yourself, she likes to eat real food like the rest of us:
“I don’t want to be that miserable girl pushing a salad around my plate.”
One of us! One of us! I give her credit for the attempt. We know that models starve the shit out of themselves and we really don’t care. If your calorie ceiling gives me a slightly better wank, that’s a deal we’ve both made with the devil. No give-backs. She also dropped this gem:
“Beauty for me is about a good workout routine.”
I’m not exactly sure that makes sense, but I think it’s more about having great tits and your skin accepting bronzer without visible rash. More of a nature thing than a spin class thing. Jason Statham’s a lucky man. You’ve got friends that are interesting. Nobody’s perfect.
Photo Credit: Violet Grey
By Lex September 19, 2014 @ 12:16 PM
With more and more stories out that artificial sweeteners in diet soda are just making fat people die even faster, this Stevia plant sweetener is growing rapidly in popularity. It’s got few calories compared to real sugar and won’t send you into diabetic conniptions like the shit they’ve been putting in Diet Coke since people started pretending 1-calorie sodas could counteract Subway meatball grinders and eight hours in an office chair.
Coca-Cola Life is Coke’s version of Stevia sweetened cola that is making the rounds in foreign countries. They started in South America where up to 500,000 people can die mysteriously without much notice. Between making kids too fat to do wind sprints in gym and the mass distribution of aspartame, Coca-Cola kills more people annually than the influenza virus and helmet-less skateboarding combined. It’s nice to see they’re moving in the direction of using natural plant life, treating it with industrial solvents, kettle cooking it, synthesizing it in laboratories, and adding just a hint of Black Widow venom to finally produce a healthy soda. Green packaging does not lie. This soda’s going to make you a superstar.
Photo Credit: Getty, AKM-GSI
By Lex June 13, 2014 @ 11:47 AM
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By Lex March 12, 2014 @ 3:03 PM
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is back to doing what she does best. Pouting quietly in her underwear. She had her run as a Transformers actress, but all that got her were some dismal reviews and Michael Bay giving Jason Statham a knowing smile every time they cross paths. No, sitting silently in her panties is the place for Rosie. When she’s good, she gets her favorite licorice treat. And when she’s bad, you buzz the invisible fence collar and she’s back to pouty and quiet. That’s how you sell some fucking underwear.
By Travis January 09, 2014 @ 12:00 PM
Of all of the celebrities that have been vacationing in fancy places like St. Barts and Los Cabos, none have been as wonderful and kind as model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who has been spending the new year with her boyfriend, Jason Statham, in Hawaii. Unlike all of those other famous, wealthy dicks, Rosie has been documenting her entire trip on Instagram, and in between stupid pictures of trees and more trees, she’s been treating everyone to photos of her in bikinis. You know, most people try to leave their jobs at the office, but real heroes like Rosie? They never stop doing what they’re best at.
Unfortunately, her vacation is over, so we’ll just have to settle for all of the regular bikini and lingerie photos that she posts to her Instagram.