By Travis December 03, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looked a little worse for the wear last night after the 2013 British Style Awards, as she returned to her hotel in her red and black pant suit that appears to have been inspired by the question, “What if Santa Claus had a really hot assistant who climbs down your chimney and distracts parents by telling them to look at her cleavage so he can put presents under the tree?” I’m not sure if Rosie won anything at the BSAs, but based on this outfit and my love of side boob, I’m just going to say that she won every award and all of the other women in attendance cried and are starving themselves a little harder today.
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By Travis October 16, 2013 @ 11:00 AM
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley helped launch her new sleepwear line in London yesterday, and as always she was one of the best in the world and standing, smiling, sometimes waving and looking incredibly attractive as people took pictures of her. It’s a really bold marketing strategy, being attractive and using those looks to sell clothing, but if the two marketing courses that I took from a Venezuelan online college have taught me anything, this might work. But for good measure, she should wear less clothing and tell the other two models that it’s awfully warm in here before rubbing oil on their shoulders. That would probably slightly increase sales.
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By Lex September 30, 2013 @ 1:01 PM
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By Travis August 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Supermodel and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley took a break from being incredibly attractive and dating Jason Statham yesterday so she could go to the gym and still look incredibly attractive. In fact, she looks like she barely even broke a sweat, which makes me wonder what’s really happening in these Los Angeles gyms, where famous, hot women like Rosie, Jennifer Lawrence, Vanessa Hudgens and Julianne Hough go to “stay in shape” but never come out looking disheveled or exhausted like the women that I spy on from the bushes outside of my local Curves.
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By Lex June 28, 2013 @ 6:31 PM
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a very proper Victorian era woman transported to 2013 to see what the ladies are wearing and be aghast. Then I’d explain to her how sexual liberation has been a big positive for women. She would compose herself and tell me how women had much more power when they were demure and unobtainable without long term commitments. All while I would try to get her drunk and work my hands under her sweaty layers of woolen shapeless clothing. That’s only if I had a time machine.
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By Lex April 12, 2013 @ 12:57 PM
Wow, just like that. Providing incontrovertible evidence that women do look better off without bras on. Probably helps if you’re a supermodel. And you do lots of that Pilates, Piloxing, yoga, bootcamp stuff. Also, ice. Or the cold dead hands of Jason Statham.
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