Rosie Huntington-Whiteley stopped by the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday to promote ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’, and you could say that no one has ever looked better in a backless top. You’d be wrong but you could say it. Because saying things is easy. The reality is she’s almost ugly. The good news is she wore sunglasses that covered half her face. The bad news is she only had one pair.
The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap:
1. ‘Twilight’ won everything.
2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a lot.
3. No one did anything sexy, interesting, or funny.
See ya next year, everybody!
This is embarrassing but clearly I was wrong in thinking that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually kind of goofy looking because she’s number 1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100, and sorta naked on the cover. And obviously Maxim knows what they’re doing because number 4 on the list is Cameron Diaz, even though she looks like this and could kill an erection faster than slamming it in a car door.
Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were on Anguilla in the British West Indies this week, and you’ll be happy to hear she was as plain and boring and average as she always is. The good news is that these pictures use a special new technology, and if you scratch your screen right now it will smell like the ocean. It might take a few tries so just keep sniffing your screen, especially if you’re at work.
The big Victorias Secret fashion show was in New York last night, and of course one of their big stars these days is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the girl replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3. All this despite the fact that she’s kind of weird looking. Sometimes I honestly feel like Hollywood and Madison Avenue are just fucking with us.
Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley filmed some scenes for Transformers: Dark of the Moon yesterday, and if this is the girl that’s supposed to make us forget about Megan Fox, it’s not working. At all. It’s like someone took a young Uma Thruman and then punched her in the face.
(source = pacific coast news)