Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini

By Lex June 11, 2013 @ 1:00 PM

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini While Vacationing In The South Of France
I’m wrong about most things, but after the fact, I usually can make sense of why I was so wrong. I never expected Jason Statham to still be bumping uglies with model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley this far down the line. Jason is a rather over-protective dude. And an action film star. These guys are notorious for believing their own bad-assery. Possessive self-deluded guys and models who every guy in the world is trying to nail usually make for an explosive mix. Somebody ends up dead or in jail or dead in jail. This is why they invented restraining orders and nasty breakups after three to six months. I’m not sure what’s going on with Jason and Rosie. Maybe he’s keeping her parents hostage somewhere.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Wednesday Afternoon Headlines

By brendon January 23, 2013 @ 4:07 PM

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ANGELINA JOLIE – might be pregnant again, meaning she and Brad Pitt will soon have their seventh child. To be honest I’m not even sure if that’s what the story said, it just seems like something they would do. (hollywood life)

BEYONCE – lip-synched yesterday at the inauguration for President Obama, but her ‘Destinys Child’ bandmate Michelle Williams was quick to defend her because of the crowd, possible echoes, and the enormity of the moment. Also because Beyonce sucks and needs everything filtered through a super computer that could make Stephen Hawking sound like Michael Crawford. (fox news)

‘THE CANYONS’ – has now been rejected by the Sundance Film Festival and SXSW, meaning that even the promise of Lindsay Lohan doing fully naked sex scenes can’t get them a release date. Maybe they should change their approach and say Lindsay isn’t naked after all, and you never see her saggy freckled tits even once, and replacing all her scenes with this Kate Upton gif. (hollywood reporter)

GREGORY MATTHEW BRUNI – was arrested in North Fort Myers, Florida, for taking his clothes off, breaking into a strangers home, masturbating, and taking a shit on the floor twice. Of course if the cops could explain how he’s supposed to masturbate and shit on the floor with his clothes on, I’d love to hear it. (huff post)

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY – is hot. I think. Or maybe not. Sometimes, like here, she looks great, but in real life it’s hard to tell. Especially since she got new drapes. What are those fucking things, lead? (marks and spencer lingerie photoshoot spring 2013)

Rosie Whiteley is not so great at math

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 5:39 PM

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is just one of the many celebrities who love Christian Louboutin shoes. The bad news is that celebrities are about the only people who can afford them, since they sell for about $700 a pair. The good news is that Rosie has some practical advice for the rest of us.

“If you can save up for a pair put away a dollar a week. It’s worth it girls. It is really worth it!” 

It better be, because at a dollar a week it would be 14 years before you could buy a pair. You ever wonder why things like pop-tarts have directions on the box? It’s because of girls like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

(image source of rosie at the burberry store in beverly hills = getty and wenn)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley wore tight pants

By brendon November 04, 2011 @ 1:53 PM

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley went to a party for Christian Louboutin at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night wearing these super tight leather pants. And yet when I asked her if I could borrow some last weekend she said she didn’t have any. Ok, fine, I see how it is. Two can play this little game.

(source = fame)

Rosise Huntington Whiteley is tricky

By brendon October 19, 2011 @ 10:57 AM

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was at a launch party for Vertu in Milan yesterday, and on a very much related note if I ever meet some guy and he says, “I invented that fabric that makes it seem like you should be able to see a girls tits through it but you can’t no mater how long you stare”, I’m gonna kick him right in his balls. That stuff is bullshit.

(image source = getty)

Megan Fox is box office gold

By brendon July 07, 2011 @ 4:55 PM

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‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’, has been out for 8 full days now, and it’s still doing incredible business, unless of course you compare it to ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’. At this point, ‘Fallen’ had made $239 million at the box office, while ‘Dark of the Moon’ now sits at $198. That’s a drop of around $41 million.

It would be overly simplistic to say this is all because Megan Fox was replaced by Rosie Huntington Whitely, but complicated theories are for fags, so that’s what I’m going to say.

Not only is Fox (seen here in her brand new Armani campaign) a thousand times hotter than Whitely, but now we’re expected to believe Sam Witwicky has dated two international supermodels in a row, which is somehow the dumbest premise even in a movie about fights between shape-shifting robots from outer space.