Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is reportedly hot, naked

By brendon May 03, 2011 @ 2:37 PM


This is embarrassing but clearly I was wrong in thinking that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually kind of goofy looking because she’s number 1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100, and sorta naked on the cover. And obviously Maxim knows what they’re doing because number 4 on the list is Cameron Diaz, even though she looks like this and could kill an erection faster than slamming it in a car door.

(image source of rosie and her boyfriend jason statham last night at the costume institute gala in new york = splash and wenn)

Jason Statham and Rosie Whitely are in Anguilla

By brendon January 07, 2011 @ 3:02 PM

Jason Statham, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

Jason Statham and his girlfriend Rosie Huntington-Whiteley were on Anguilla in the British West Indies this week, and you’ll be happy to hear she was as plain and boring and average as she always is. The good news is that these pictures use a special new technology, and if you scratch your screen right now it will smell like the ocean. It might take a few tries so just keep sniffing your screen, especially if you’re at work.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is still goofy looking

By brendon November 11, 2010 @ 12:53 PM


The big Victorias Secret fashion show was in New York last night, and of course one of their big stars these days is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the girl replacing Megan Fox in Transformers 3. All this despite the fact that she’s kind of weird looking. Sometimes I honestly feel like Hollywood and Madison Avenue are just fucking with us.

they fired Megan Fox for this?

By brendon November 09, 2010 @ 2:25 PM


Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley filmed some scenes for Transformers: Dark of the Moon yesterday, and if this is the girl that’s supposed to make us forget about Megan Fox, it’s not working. At all. It’s like someone took a young Uma Thruman and then punched her in the face.

(source = pacific coast news)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley forgot something

By brendon June 09, 2010 @ 1:21 PM


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (the Victorias Secret model who replaced Megan Fox in ‘Transformers 3′) and her boyfriend Jason Statham were in Santa Monica yesterday, and it must have been hot there because she didn’t wear a bra. This is only noteworthy because they’re famous. The truth is this chick can look pretty fug sometimes. I can’t remember the last time a see-thru picture was enough to get excited about all by itself, but I was probably drinking sunny delight and fastening my velcro shoes when I felt that way.

(source = fame images and splash news)

megan fox > rosie huntington whitely

By brendon May 25, 2010 @ 11:47 AM


Various sources, including the Sun, are claiming Victorias Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has been offered the female lead in ‘Transformers 3′, a role played by Megan Fox in the first two movies.

The 23-year-old Brit has no acting experience, but it wouldn’t matter anyway because these movies are retarded. John Turturro is a fantastic actor but he still looks like an asshole in these. This chick can’t act, AND is sort of goofy looking. It’s perfect. The working title for this movie should be, ‘Transformers 3: The Audience Can Go Fuck Themselves’.

(note – pretty much every picture after the first 8 are her naked or topless, so act accordingly)