Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008, and a Florida law that makes it illegal to fish them went into effect on January 1st, but fuck them says Rosie O’Donnell, who killed at least 2 (maybe 4) before then.
The Florida Sun Sentinel reports…
Rosie O’Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.
Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.
“Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around,” said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. “This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it’s an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing.”
As for O’Donnell’s reaction to the controversy: “She’s amused by it.”
And the Daily Mail adds:
(She) has defended herself by responding to individual tweets saying, ‘chill people - really - my family fishes’.
Yeah, really, everyone just chill. It’s not as if Rosie O’Donnell has ever tried to force any of her personal beliefs on us.
“I don’t care if you want to hunt, I don’t care if you think it’s your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.”
Oh wait never mind. Yeah she does do that. Constantly. Which is why she’s such a hatable cunt. I kill sharks too but I just dive into the water with a knife in my mouth, then surface an hour later wearing a necklace made of it’s teeth. As you can tell, I’m pretty bad ass.
Rosie O’Donnell was personally invited to Sean “Diddy” Combs’ New Year’s Eve party on Miami’s Star Island, but then when she showed up “casually dressed” with six friends, his security wouldn’t let her in. Probably because it was easier to just turn her away than it would have been to break down the buffet.
(source = ny post)
EMINEM - has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there’s not a lyric about his semen being “face bound”, now would be the time to add it. (the sun)
ALYSSA MILANO - is pregnant for the first time, with her husband Dave Bugliari, an agent at CAA. I bet this guy wishes he’d heard that “face bound” lyric from the Eminem song. Would have saved him a lot of trouble. (people)
ROSIE O’DONNELL - is single, after breaking up with the girl she’s dated for over a year. Surprisingly that was actually a real person, and not a sandwich maker that plugs into her car lighter. (page six)
MINKA KELLY - hit the gym today to start training for her role in ABC’s new version of Charlies Angels, an idea so dumb it shouldn’t have even been a Playboy cartoon, much less two movies and TV shows. (inf daily)
Moments ago, ABC announced that Rosie O'Donnell will not return to "The View" despite the fact that she is under contract until June 20. ABC issued the following statement:
"We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to 'The View' and wish her well."
Barbara Walters said:
"I brought Rosie to the show. Rosie contributed to one of our most exciting and successful years at "The View." I am most appreciative. Our close and affectionate relationship will not change."
Rosie said:
"I think the chicken nuggets from Wendy’s are the best. Those nooks and crannies really hold the butter."
Rosie O’Donnell's head writer on "the View" is a woman named Janette Barber, and yesterday Janette was escorted out of the building after she was caught … wait for it … wait for it … drawing mustaches on the pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck that hang in the studio. That’s right. Mustaches. Page Six says:
ABC confirmed in a statement only that "photographs at 'The View's' offices were defaced. Rosie O'Donnell was not in the building. ABC Legal and Human Resources are investigating the matter." Barber is an old friend of O'Donnell who worked with her years ago on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show."
There were also rumors O'Donnell was so angry after her argument with Hasselbeck that she trashed her dressing room, although ABC denied the tantrum.
Mustachioed treachery aside, this is the lamest GD thing I've ever heard. Is it any wonder Rosie's material is so fresh and edgy with writers like this feeding her lines? Maybe next week she could put on a red nose and honk it or trip over a fish. When I want revenge, I harness the secret powers of the Orient that made my hands a weapon, forged from steel and vengeance. See the difference between me and Rosie? Her attacks are filled with fagocity, while mine are totally boss and cool.
After this mornings long on air fight, Elisabeth Hasselbeck tells Extra that she and Rosie O'Donnell are still friends and she is optimistic they will resolve their differences. People.com says:
"I am fine," Hasselbeck, 29, tells TV's Extra. "We are used to debating things there. You have women who care a lot about things." Despite the harsh words exchanged, there's no lingering resentment, she says: "The best thing about today is that there's no slow boil, none. It's there, it's an issue, it's dealt with and it's over. If there are tensions, [and] obviously there was, it's dealt with in the moment."
But Rosie may not feel the same way, since the last line of her latest blog entry on rosie.com says:
"tomorrow kelli turns 40/ i will not be at work."
If you haven’t watched the fight between Rosie and Elizabeth, there it is. And please feel free to ask me why people care about this show, just as long as you realize I have no idea what the hell the answer is.
