Rosie O'Donnell hosted the Matrix Awards in New York yesterday, an award to honor the achievements of women in media.  Over 2,000 were in attendance, and among those honored were Meredith Vieira, Joan Didion, Arianna Huffington and 17 high school girls who won scholarships to pursue their goals of a career in journalism.  So to class things up, Rosie said “fuck” eleventy hundred times and grabbed her crotch while yelling for Donald Trump to “eat me”.  Page Six says:

The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O'Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!"
"I was offended by how vulgar and common O'Donnell was," said Robert Zimmerman, a Democrat active in progressive causes. "It was especially inappropriate with young people present."
Brandon Holley, editor-in-chief of Jane magazine, said, "I wasn't personally offended, but I thought it was fun to watch other people be offended."
"I cringed and dove under the table when she said, 'Eat me,' " said one woman attendee who declined to be identified.

Thinking about Rosie O' Donnell grabbing her crotch and asking someone to eat her is my new least favorite hobby.  I don't love Donald Trump or anything but no one should have to be threatened like that.  It would seemingly be illegal, unless it were like a challenge on Fear Factor.  God knows why she wont just let the Trump thing go because he kills her every single time.  And yet there she is, making jokes about as funny as getting bit by a shark and being told you have cancer at the same time, happy as a raccoon in a dumpster.  Or Rosie O’Donnell in a dumpster.



In something that will never ever get old, Donald Trump has bought the giant black bustier and panties that Rosie O’Donnell wore in the movie "Exit to Eden", then framed them and sent them to Barbara Walters, O’Donnell’s boss on "the View".  Page Six says:

The girdle-like outfit was bought at a charity auction by a fan, who then had the relic framed under glass and delivered to Trump.
"I sent it to Barbara to hang in her office because I didn't want it in mine. It was funny, except that it was really gross. It's disgusting," Trump told Page Six. "I feel sorry for [Rosie's] wife. It can't be pleasant."
On "The View" on Monday, O'Donnell asked Walters, Joy Behar and Elizabeth Haselbeck: "You want to hear what a 61-year-old businessman did today? He sent Barbara . . ."
Walters interrupted: "But this is for me to say. This was sent for me, it was not sent to you." O'Donnell: "Go ahead, you say it." Walters: "No, I don't want to." O'Donnell: "You don't want to?"
Walters ended the conversation, "I really do not want to stir up the whole Donald Trump thing again" - leaving viewers wondering what they were talking about.

God this dude is awesome. He's like that scene in Godfather where 20 guys shoot Sonny 1500 times. Sonny is clearly dead but they keep shooting anyway. Trump just won't let up. He's like a pit bull with a biting problem.  And good for him because she needs a good beating.  After the jump is Rosie talking about the 9/11 "conspiracy".  She says the building collapse is suspicious because 9/11 marked the first time in history that fire has melted steel. First of all, it didn't melt the steel. The building didn't turn into a puddle and then splash all over the ground.  It didn't melt the steel, it heated the steel, making it soft.  Too soft to support the tower.  Then it collapsed.  Second of all, how do you think they melt steel normally?  Do they use ice? Do they yell at the steel and then make a mean face?  Is it ducks?  Do they use magic ducks who say a spell and then the steel melts? Actually I hope they do use magic ducks because that would be pretty cool.