Ryan Seacrest is one the studio hosts for NBC during their Olympic coverage, which is making professional sports reporters angry because oh fuck off stop crying. It pales in comparison to the other thing NBC is fucking up during... READ MORE

Last week it was rumored that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to walk the Oscar red carpet in character to promote his new movie ‘The Dictator’, and apparently that rumor was true, because that’s what he did. And then he... READ MORE

Madonna was on Ryan Seacrests radio show this morning, and even though her entire career is based on being a “scandalous” attention whore, she thinks it’s juvenile and desperate when other people do the very same thing. Madonna says... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough spent another day in St. Barts, diving off the front of their enormous yacht and jumping waves on a see-doo. And the sea-doo was made of gold, with pink diamonds for buttons, and then... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are on vacation in Saint Barts this week, and today Julianne went to the beach. Don’t get too excited though because, as always, she was dull and average in every way. I had more... READ MORE

For the first time in 15 years, NBC needs to find a new male anchor for ‘Today’, since the always likeable Matt Lauer will step down when his contract ends at the end of next year. Among NBCs top... READ MORE

Ryan Seacrests girlfriend Julianne Hough was on the beach in Miami over the weekend in a sexy little bikini, rubbing oil on some guy who was not Ryan Seacrest. After that she no doubt spent the rest of the... READ MORE

I’ve always acknowledged that I’m the only person on earth who doesn’t think Ryan Seacrest is gay, but I assumed I wasn’t literally the only one. Now it turns out that Julianne Hough of ‘Dancing with the Stars’, the... READ MORE

I don’t watch this whole clip from last night’s American Idol, but at the very end of it Ryan Seacrest offers the guy a congratulatory high five, and the dude just ignores him. It's right after his brother guides... READ MORE

I have no rational explanation for why I don’t hate Ryan Seacrest, but I don’t.  There I said it.  I know I should, but I don’t.  I think hosting live TV is really really really hard.  That’s why no... READ MORE