By Lex October 24, 2013 @ 2:16 PM
I had to go look up Salma Hayek’s age. She’s 47. That’s one impressive ass. I’m not sure I’ve ever cranked my neck to check out the ass on a woman over fifty, so we’re close to charting new territories here. People who just want to talk about Salma Hayek’s tits and not her acting talents have always sort of bothered me. It’s as if they’ve never noticed her ass at all before. Really very shallow.
Photo Credit: PCN
By Lex October 23, 2013 @ 10:01 AM
Photo Credit: FameFlynet, PCN, WENN
By brendon September 19, 2012 @ 5:26 PM
Salma Hayek and Oliver Stone were in London today to promote ‘Savages’, and to show me what a fool I’ve been all these years for trying to be discreet when staring at girls tits. Look at her, she’s in heaven, it turns out they love it!
(image source = getty, wenn)
Salma Hayek was one of the big stars at the ‘Prometheus’ world premiere in London last night, and I’m not gonna lie; there’s a lot of sexual tension between me and these pictures. Especially since I’ve been thinking lately that I should spend more time staring at her tits, this can’t be a coincidence.
(image source = bauer griffin, getty, splash)
By brendon January 03, 2012 @ 10:44 PM
Nicolas Sarkozy (the President of France) will award Salma Hayek (an actress with big boobs) the Légion d’Honneur, which is the equivalent of a French knighthood.
Hayek will receive a formal induction, which involves a Presidential medal pinning.
Her induction will likely occur at the Élysées Palace within the next two months, says a source.
Founded by Napoleon in 1802 as a merit award, the Legion of Honor is awarded to military personnel and civilians for service to France. It is not exclusively reserved for the French and is often awarded to figures of international standing.
Past recipients – who are entitled to wear a small rosette pin indicating their rank – include Jerry Lewis, Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford and Robert De Niro.
So, even though this has gone to actors in the past, you must be wondering why Salma fucking Hayek would get one. The answer is because her husband is one of the Presidents best friends. Another answer might be because she has huge boobs and this way Sarkozy can “accidentally” rub them when putting the pin on. I mean he’s making a joke of this award anyway, might as well gun it.
(classic image source of hayek at a 2006 press conference for ‘ugly betty’ = getty)
By brendon October 25, 2011 @ 7:42 PM
Salma Hayek has spent the last two days in new York promoting her new movie, the ‘Shrek’ spinoff ‘Puss-N-Boots’. Which of course is a cartoon meant for kids. Although you’d never know that by the way I just jacked off on her pictures. That’s a very adult look.
(image source = inf and bauer griffin)