I think we can all agree that sending someone to jail simply because they committed a series of crimes is uncalled for, so it makes perfect sense that Lindsay Lohan has never paid any kind of price for her 5 year crime spree. Instead she goes shopping all day near the Betty Ford clinic. Except for when she’s doing photo shoots.
TMZ has learned … Lindsay Lohan will be a working girl once more … she’s doing a big photo shoot next week, with the blessing of her counselors at the Betty Ford Clinic.
The shoot is another sign that Lindsay is doing well in rehab. The counselors have approved her recent outings as well as the shoot next week.
Lindsay is now living in a sober house which is part of Betty Ford, as a transition to life after rehab.
This has gotten so predictable it’s not even fun anymore. She tricks the judges, tricks the rehab, then a month later she’ll shit on Sam Ronsons car and use it to write JUDAS on her windshield. Actually that would be pretty entertaining but you get the point.
No one reliable is claiming it, but several sources, including MSN, are reporting that Sam Ronson proposed to Lindsay Lohan while the two were in Los Cabos last week.
Lindsay was thrilled when DJ Samantha suggested a civil partnership and presented her with the Cartier diamond band during their break in Mexico.
The lovers were having dinner by the beach in Cabo San Lucas when a waiter came over with the ring which was hidden inside a covered silver tray.
A source at the £1,500-a-night Esperanza hotel told Britain's Star magazine: 'Sam brought Lindsay down at 9pm to a huge dining table laid out by the water's edge.
'Sam really went all out and even arranged for a group of Mexican singers to entertain them with songs.
'It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond that Sam had bought before the holiday. Sam asked her if she would marry her and the waiter popped a champagne cork as Lindsay accepted.
'It was such a beautiful setting with perfect weather and was really romantic.'
So I guess that might be the ring in the banner picture of Lindsay shopping in SoHo yesterday (and yes I know that would seem to be the wrong hand. she's had it on the left in other pictures), although she wasn’t wearing a ring last night when she and Sam went to the Madonna concert. So maybe it's not an engagement ring. Maybe Sam just wanted her girlfriends finger to have some studs and extra girth. I don’t really know how all that works for lesbians.
Akon is finally going to trial - Way back on June 6 of 2007, Akon invited a fan on stage then picked him up and violently threw him into the crowd. Now, a mere year and a half later, he’s going to trial for it. Akon has entered a plea of not guilty. Re-read that last sentence, then watch this video. Akon should get R Kellys lawyer. He could claim he wasn’t the one on the video, then countersue the kid for unpaid flying lessons.
The Enzyte CEO got 25 years in jail – this happened last week but you owe it to yourself to read the sentence, "He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis." *Sigh* Don’t I know it.
Sam Ronson is a hot piece – I wonder if I got a sex change, I would have a chance at that. It would totally be worth it.
Hilary Swank is gonna get fat - "She'll gain 20 to 30 pounds," we're told by a source close to the production. "It's no sweat. She's played a man before. She can handle anything." Hilary Swank as an unattractive or manly woman? Oh I don’t know if I'll believe that. Seems like risky casting.
