I’m almost always wrong about this stuff, but these may be the first pictures of Lindsay and Sam actually kissing. They’ve shown remarkable self-control until now, but today INF Daily has pictures of Lindsay hanging out with Samantha in the DJ booth at a club in Washington DC, and in between smoking and pounding Grey Goose, Lindsay got some. And yet somehow these are still boring as hell. How a hot girl with big tits kissing another girl could be so dull is beyond me, but Sam might as well be playing a lullaby and then I could intercut these with some images of a sheep jumping over a fence.
I have to assume they were being sarcastic, but People magazine asked Samantha Ronson how she keeps her body in such awesome shape. Plastic surgery and crazy long tips to the gym, I bet you’re thinking. But, no, believe it or not, she doesn’t work very hard on her body. Whaaaaattt?!?!?
How does Samantha Ronson maintain the trim figure she showed off during her recent romantic Mexican getaway with Lindsay Lohan? It's all in the genes.
Ronson, 30, told PEOPLE that less – a lot less – is more: "No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes!"
Not that she doesn't indulge in the occasional cardio activity: "Sprinting through airports to catch flights," Ronson added about her workout "regiment."
The deejay even jokes about one of her only vices: Marlboro Reds. "I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!" she said.
I think it's clear by now that People magazine is just blatantly making fun of people.
My new hero DJ Samantha Ronson was working a pre-Grammy party in Vegas on Thursday, sponsored by Red Bull and People Magazine and hosted by pretentious idiot Jamie Foxx (real name Eric Morlon Bishop). And while Ronson has nothing but nice things to say on her myspace blog about performances that night by Fergie and Josh Kelly, shes not as kind to Foxx:
jamie foxx kinda mc'd the event… which to be honest was really annoying- he's funny for about 3 minutes- then it's just self indulgent look at me shit…. i was on break during the shows but his annoying entourage kept telling me to play lame songs for him to joke around to- that was not the first time. he is notorious for hijacking the microphone and then harrassing the dj- it's all planned out too which is even worse- his little butt boy comes up to me and says to play certain songs- jamie foxx will then feign modesty and then sing his part of gold digger- it's annoying.
God only knows what Foxx is so proud of himself for. He barely even looks human. He looks like a damn marionette. Combine that with being a total jackass and I'd rather go hit on girls with that prisoner who threw his cum on Agent Starling.
