Last night during the premiere of his season on ‘American Chopper’, Jesse James dismissively referred to Sandra Bullock simply as “some Hollywood actress”, and I know this because dozens of celebrity sites (including Us – E! – Access Hollywood and the Huffington Post) are saying he did, all with a report that is basically some version of this:.
Jesse James continues to be in the running for worst ex of 2011! His latest comment for consideration comes in the form of a slam about ex-wife Sandra Bullock.
“I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad,” Jesse said (as) he apologized to his fans (we’re not exactly sure who and where these “fans” are!). “I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”
Problem is that everyone is skipping over the first part, where he explains why he moved to Austin and mentions her by name, which puts things in a better context.
“I started coming to Texas about 6, 7 years ago, because Sandy lived down here. I just felt relaxed here, and now I can look out and see trees, and birds. I just became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad and feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”
So in reality he said that he moved cross country to spend more time with Sandra Bullock, which is actually a nice thing to say, yet it got twisted into a dismissive insult by a sector of the media run almost exclusively by women and gay guys so they could make a guy who cheated look like an asshole. Or at least that’s how I’m preemptively spinning what they do, just in case I ever get caught cheating on someone famous.
Sandra Bullock is 47, and worth hundreds of millions of dollars. This has to be filtered through that, but she left a gym in West Hollywood today and looked pretty terrific. So I never would have thought I’d have sex with a girl almost 50, but here we are.
Sandra Bullock is no stranger to giving millions to those in need; she donated $1,000,000 to charities after 9/11, after the Indonesian Tsunami, after Hurricane Katrina, and after the earthquake in Haiti, so it’s no surprise that she’s now written another million dollar check in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan.
It is the largest celebrity donation to the Red Cross to be announced since the disaster struck last Friday.
“The American Red Cross is extremely grateful for this generous support from Sandra Bullock … This contribution is vitally important as the Red Cross works to provide critical assistance and essential relief items in this time of urgent need for so many people in Japan.”
When that mean old bitch Julia Roberts heard about the generosity of her former rival, she got into the charitable spirit too and instead of throwing her watermelon rinds away, she placed them on some newspaper for her housekeeper. “DO YOU…”, Julia then paused from shouting and pointed at Renae because she assumed the lady didn’t speak english even though she was born in Riverside. “DO YOU WANT THIS? IT’S FOOD. FFOOODD.” And then Julia pantomimed eating a watermelon. “FOOD,” she continued.
(you can follow Sandras example and donate to the Red Cross here)
CAPTAIN AMERICA – has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew)
RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK – are still doing all the things people do when they’re dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he’s reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a woman literally 20 years older with a baby. Is he dying or something? (us)
SELMA BLAIR – is pregnant. Will this interfere will her making more movies I’ll never see? There’s honestly no way to know. (star)
ALICIA SILVERSTONE – is also pregnant. Oh and I bet her body will just snap right back. She seems like that type. She’d never let herself go. I’ve got a good feeling about this one. (people)
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins.
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned.
“Sandy and Ryan are just enjoying spending time together. They have known each other for years and they have a built-in familiarity.
“It’s great to see Sandy with a true smile on her face. Ryan has made at least two trips to Jackson Hole during the holidays, and her friends except more to come.”
Wwooww. “Built-in familiarity.” Sounds hot. “Oh Sandy, I cant stop thinking about how we met on a previous occasion, and your friendliness. That’s such a turn on.”
Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock have been friends for over a decade and are both now famously single, but even though they’ve been doing things lately that people do when they’re dating, they’re apparently not dating.
despite speculation that a romance is brewing in the wake of their New Year’s Eve celebration, sources close to both stars tell PEOPLE that the stars’ relationship is strictly platonic.
Any notion of a romance between Reynolds and Bullock “is ridiculous,” says a source close to Reynolds. “They have been friends for 10 years and they celebrated New Year’s with others. That’s it. They really are just friends.”
Everyone loves Sandra Bullock, but yeah no shit hes not dating her. He could do way way better. He’s Ryan Reynolds. Of course he could date Sandra Bullock. He could date a duck too but why the hell would he.