Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan

By brendon March 17, 2011 @ 1:49 PM

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Sandra Bullock is no stranger to giving millions to those in need; she donated $1,000,000 to charities after 9/11, after the Indonesian Tsunami, after Hurricane Katrina, and after the earthquake in Haiti, so it’s no surprise that she’s now written another million dollar check in the aftermath of the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan.

CNN says…

It is the largest celebrity donation to the Red Cross to be announced since the disaster struck last Friday.
“The American Red Cross is extremely grateful for this generous support from Sandra Bullock … This contribution is vitally important as the Red Cross works to provide critical assistance and essential relief items in this time of urgent need for so many people in Japan.”

When that mean old bitch Julia Roberts heard about the generosity of her former rival, she got into the charitable spirit too and instead of throwing her watermelon rinds away, she placed them on some newspaper for her housekeeper. “DO YOU…”, Julia then paused from shouting and pointed at Renae because she assumed the lady didn’t speak english even though she was born in Riverside. “DO YOU WANT THIS? IT’S FOOD. FFOOODD.” And then Julia pantomimed eating a watermelon. “FOOD,” she continued.

“FOOOODD!”

(you can follow Sandras example and donate to the Red Cross here)

Friday headlines

By brendon January 14, 2011 @ 4:30 PM

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CAPTAIN AMERICA – has released a new pic, this time showing Chris Evans in full uniform during WWII. Long after we stopped using shields. Why did people stop using shields? Those seem helpful. (ew)

RYAN REYNOLDS AND SANDRA BULLOCK – are still doing all the things people do when they’re dating yet they claim their not dating. Now he’s reportedly bonding with her adopted son. So he went from 26yo Scarlett Johansson to a woman literally 20 years older with a baby. Is he dying or something? (us)

SELMA BLAIR – is pregnant. Will this interfere will her making more movies I’ll never see? There’s honestly no way to know. (star)

ALICIA SILVERSTONE – is also pregnant. Oh and I bet her body will just snap right back. She seems like that type. She’d never let herself go. I’ve got a good feeling about this one. (people)

so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

By brendon January 10, 2011 @ 1:25 PM

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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins.

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned.
“Sandy and Ryan are just enjoying spending time together. They have known each other for years and they have a built-in familiarity.
“It’s great to see Sandy with a true smile on her face. Ryan has made at least two trips to Jackson Hole during the holidays, and her friends except more to come.”

Wwooww. “Built-in familiarity.” Sounds hot. “Oh Sandy, I cant stop thinking about how we met on a previous occasion, and your friendliness. That’s such a turn on.”

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating

By brendon January 05, 2011 @ 5:53 PM

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Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock have been friends for over a decade and are both now famously single, but even though they’ve been doing things lately that people do when they’re dating, they’re apparently not dating.

despite speculation that a romance is brewing in the wake of their New Year’s Eve celebration, sources close to both stars tell PEOPLE that the stars’ relationship is strictly platonic.
Any notion of a romance between Reynolds and Bullock “is ridiculous,” says a source close to Reynolds. “They have been friends for 10 years and they celebrated New Year’s with others. That’s it. They really are just friends.”

Everyone loves Sandra Bullock, but yeah no shit hes not dating her. He could do way way better. He’s Ryan Reynolds. Of course he could date Sandra Bullock. He could date a duck too but why the hell would he.

Tuesday morning headlines

By brendon January 04, 2011 @ 12:26 PM

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GWYNETH PALTROW – suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. “I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.” And fat, Gwyneth, let’s not forget about fat. (people)

SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS – spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t read the whole thing. (people)

BEN AFFLECK – is being mentioned as a possible Oscar nominee for directing the Town, which is surprising because that movie wasn’t very good. (variety)

KANYE WEST – wore this ridiculous, and real, fur coat in NYC yesterday, and it’s kind of weird that rappers and old white women have such similar taste. They both like furs and track suits and gaudy gold jewelry. Represent, yo.

Wednesday headlines

By brendon August 18, 2010 @ 1:03 PM

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MICHAEL DOUGLAS – may lose the ability to speak after his 8 weeks of chemo for throat cancer. So if you need an A-list star in your movie about a mummy, send the script to Michael Douglas. (the sun)

SANDRA BULLOCK – says there is no chance at a reconciliation with Jesse James, who has taken the hint and started dating Kat Von D. It’s just like the last time I got dumped, except instead of banging new stray pussy, I carved FATTY into my arm and cried a lot. (popeater)

LINDSAY LOHAN – has been offered $1 million by OK! magazine for her first interview out of rehab. Is she in a good place now? Is the media always lying about her, and does she just want to concentrate on work now? I wonder what she’ll say. I bet it’s surprising. (hollywood reporter)

MEGAN FOX – sometimes borrows shirts, like the Star Wars one pictured, from her 8-year-old step-son. Which is why I mailed her step-son a fishnet tank top. (daily mail)