so are Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock dating or not

By brendon January 10, 2011 @ 1:25 PM

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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds quickly tried to shoot down rumors that they were dating after spending New Years Eve together in Austin, but if they really want to kill those rumors, maybe they should stop spending romantic weekends together in secluded mountain cabins.

Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds have been making top-secret getaways to her home in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Radar has exclusively learned.
“Sandy and Ryan are just enjoying spending time together. They have known each other for years and they have a built-in familiarity.
“It’s great to see Sandy with a true smile on her face. Ryan has made at least two trips to Jackson Hole during the holidays, and her friends except more to come.”

Wwooww. “Built-in familiarity.” Sounds hot. “Oh Sandy, I cant stop thinking about how we met on a previous occasion, and your friendliness. That’s such a turn on.”

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating

By brendon January 05, 2011 @ 5:53 PM

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Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock have been friends for over a decade and are both now famously single, but even though they’ve been doing things lately that people do when they’re dating, they’re apparently not dating.

despite speculation that a romance is brewing in the wake of their New Year’s Eve celebration, sources close to both stars tell PEOPLE that the stars’ relationship is strictly platonic.
Any notion of a romance between Reynolds and Bullock “is ridiculous,” says a source close to Reynolds. “They have been friends for 10 years and they celebrated New Year’s with others. That’s it. They really are just friends.”

Everyone loves Sandra Bullock, but yeah no shit hes not dating her. He could do way way better. He’s Ryan Reynolds. Of course he could date Sandra Bullock. He could date a duck too but why the hell would he.

Tuesday morning headlines

By brendon January 04, 2011 @ 12:26 PM

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GWYNETH PALTROW – suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. “I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person.” And fat, Gwyneth, let’s not forget about fat. (people)

SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS – spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I’m not gonna lie, I didn’t read the whole thing. (people)

BEN AFFLECK – is being mentioned as a possible Oscar nominee for directing the Town, which is surprising because that movie wasn’t very good. (variety)

KANYE WEST – wore this ridiculous, and real, fur coat in NYC yesterday, and it’s kind of weird that rappers and old white women have such similar taste. They both like furs and track suits and gaudy gold jewelry. Represent, yo.

Wednesday headlines

By brendon August 18, 2010 @ 1:03 PM

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MICHAEL DOUGLAS – may lose the ability to speak after his 8 weeks of chemo for throat cancer. So if you need an A-list star in your movie about a mummy, send the script to Michael Douglas. (the sun)

SANDRA BULLOCK – says there is no chance at a reconciliation with Jesse James, who has taken the hint and started dating Kat Von D. It’s just like the last time I got dumped, except instead of banging new stray pussy, I carved FATTY into my arm and cried a lot. (popeater)

LINDSAY LOHAN – has been offered $1 million by OK! magazine for her first interview out of rehab. Is she in a good place now? Is the media always lying about her, and does she just want to concentrate on work now? I wonder what she’ll say. I bet it’s surprising. (hollywood reporter)

MEGAN FOX – sometimes borrows shirts, like the Star Wars one pictured, from her 8-year-old step-son. Which is why I mailed her step-son a fishnet tank top. (daily mail)

is this Sandra Bullock or not?

By brendon August 11, 2010 @ 4:56 PM

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This morning, INF posted the picture above, which reportedly shows Sandra Bullock and Jesse James on Sunday, together for the first time since their divorce in June. INF said…

A woman, thought to be Bullock, is spotted with James as he enters West Coast Choppers in Long Beach.

There’s only this one picture so there’s no way to know for sure, but Radar also says it’s her.

…the photographer who took the photo told (us) that he saw her face and it was Bullock.

TMZ however says it’s not her, and is actually a woman who works at West Coast named Hildie Katibah. At issue of course is whether Bullock might be reconciling with James. Was Sunday the first step, or was it a totally different person? Hopefully the truth will be known soon, because these doubts are simply haunting me. I toss and turn all night worrying about it.

Wednesday headlines

By brendon August 11, 2010 @ 12:48 AM

COUGAR TOWN – was created by Bill Lawrence (he also created ‘Scrubs’ and ‘Spin City’) and I was genuinely astonished to discover it’s a funny show. Christa Miller really knows how to deliver a line, as you can see in the clip above. Point being, Lawrence says Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, John C. McGinley, Donald Faison or Judy Reyes (all of ‘Scrubs’) will be on ‘Town’ this year. I don’t really care about this, I just like that clip of Christa. No one actually reads this shit, do they? (e!)

JANE LYNCH – of ‘Glee’ will host SNL next season. I’ve never seen ‘Glee’ but she was great in ‘Arrested Development’ and ‘Party Down’ before some dickhead canceled those shows. She’s a real anomaly in Hollywood because she’s successful and talented. Jack Black better fucking pray that trend doesn’t catch on. (people)

RHYS DARBY – isn’t famous but he was the bands manager in ‘Flight of the Conchords’ and he’s a leading candidate to replace Steve Carell on ‘the Office’. So now I’m all pissy because in the last 20 seconds I’ve been reminded of 3 great comedies that got canceled while unwatchable shit like ‘Two and A Half Men’ goes on forever. If I was locked in a room with a TV in a cage showing ‘Two’, and there was a knife and a remote control and I was told I could only pick up one, I’d slit my own throat rather than roll the dice that the remote was some Saw-like trick. (ew)

TWITTER – Follow me. Or else. You see this dynamite? You see these hostages? Do you want them to die? (twitter)

SANDRA BULLOCK – was with Jesse James in Long Beach on Monday, the first time they’ve been seen together since their divorce in June. I don’t get this. He must be like that singing frog in the Bugs Bunny cartoon, entertaining as hell in private, because every time I see him I get so bored I forget I’m even watching TV. He starts talking, my eyes glaze over, then I snap out of it and wonder why it’s dark outside now. (story = radar, pictures of sandra at saturdays teen choice awards = wire image)