Sanjay Gupta, the really smart doctor on CNN whose name makes me giggle like a schoolgirl, today announced that he’s been part of the American medical community conspiracy to paint marijuana as a dangerous recreational drug with no medicinal benefits. He didn’t exactly explain why he was part of this coverup, though he did announce he has a new documentary airing this weekend on CNN all about weed being awesome. The two may be related. Also, he may be faded as fuck. Gupta. Tee-hee.