Sarah Hyland Got Felt Up Down Under

By Jack February 21, 2014 @ 3:21 PM


Modern Family‘s pretend jailbait daughter, Sarah Hyland, had an overzealous fan cop a feel during a photocall event in Australia. The show was in Australia filming an episode to formally jump the shark and Hyland was headed to a party for the cast and crew at a Sydney hotel. A rapey looking dude approached her and asked to take a picture and Hyland said, sure, but she forgot to mention,by the way, please don’t grab my titties.. So the guy proceeded to honk her hamster which is how you say hello in sexual assaultville.. Hyland screamed out ‘don’t touch me there!’ just to make sure everybody’s imaginations would start running wild. Sarah’s team called security and the man was arrested for being excessively Australian.

Sarah apologized on Twitter to the rest of her fans who were not able to take photos with her that evening:

Sorry to all the fans outside the #qantas event that I didn’t get to say hi to but I had to leave due to an inappropriate touch of a fan.

I’m sure Qantas was pleased to be hashtagged in the inappropriate touching incident. They probably slaughtered ten kangaroos in lamentation. Sarah’s skinny boyfriend quickly took to Twitter to issue state he hoped the guy who grabbed his girl’s boobs wouldn’t live to see next week. It was very Tombstone of him. He later apologized on Twitter for his vague death threat and talked about saving the whales. He seems like just the man you want around when heavy shit goes down.

(Photo: NY Daily News, FameFlynet)

Sarah Hyland Pumped Up for The Vampire Academy Premiere

By Lex February 05, 2014 @ 5:20 PM

Sarah Hyland Looking Busty At The 'Vampire Academy' Premiere In Los Angeles
I guess there’s no real point in coming up with new stories for school girls when Twilight can just be redone a few more times. What was so wrong about reading about human girls discovering boys and their monthly and Mrs. Jones who got robbed at the mall by a gang of multicultural thieves? Now everything has to be about metrosexual vampires who look like Calvin Klein models hot enough to let grope your new boobs but who will respect your desire to save your virginity for when you marry your mom’s tennis instructor. This new trend can’t be good for America. It’s making us soft. Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys helped us win the Cold War. This Vampire Academy shit is a green light to Al Qaeda to start bombing McDonald’s. Somebody in the White House needs to look at this shit before my McCafe goes boom.

Photo Credit: Getty

Sarah Hyland Is Confused

By Steve G. April 18, 2013 @ 11:34 AM

Sarah Hyland At LAX

Sarah Hyland was spotted looking a bit flustered and uncomfortable while walking through LAX, but I really don’t know what all her confusion was about. I clearly stated follow the instructions, so relax, just do as you were told and no one gets hurt. It’s all right there on the paper! Just read it Sarah, Jesus Christ!

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

Sarah Hyland Has the Scent of Jailbait

By Steve G. April 10, 2013 @ 12:46 PM

Sarah Hyland Cleavage At Calgon Unveiling In New York
Sarah Hyland was at the unveiling of the Heart cologne campaign last night held at Dylan’s Candy Bar. She looked great for a pygmy version of Mila Kunis and to make up for the fact that she’s not as good as the actual Mila Kunis she showed off a solid amount of cleavage for a very modest chested young lady. You can look at it guilt free too because even though she may look 14, she’s actually 22 and thus quite legal. Upsetting, I know.

Photo Credit: Splash, WENN

Sofia Vergara is a good actress

By brendon November 09, 2011 @ 4:15 PM


Sofia Vergara filmed some scenes for ‘Modern Family’ yesterday in West Hollywood, and her dress showed off her tits so here are the pictures. Sarah Hyland was there too but I’m shunning her because she doesn’t have big tits like Sofia does. Hey, you wan’t to be ugly, fine, that’s how you’ll be treated.

(source = pacific coast)

Sarah Hyland is gonna kill Charlie Sheen

By brendon July 22, 2011 @ 3:33 PM


Sarah Hyland was on back on the set of ‘Modern Family’ yesterday, and if Charlie Sheen is still stalking her like he was, I hope for her sake he doesn’t see these pictures. Because she still looks 12 (even though she’s 20) and now she’s dressed like a cheerleader. They should replace her regular security with big mean armor plated bears just in case.

(image source = pacific coast)