By Travis November 22, 2013 @ 12:00 PM
Arriving at the red carpet of the opening of an off-Broadway play in New York City last night, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker reminded us that their 16-year marriage has made them one of Hollywood’s most beloved couples. Of course, that is if you don’t think that he’s actually gay and the whole thing is a needless sham, like a lot of people believe. But if that is the case, he should be honest with himself and embrace who he really is, thus inspiring so many others to know that it’s okay to be proud of who they are.
Otherwise, if he wants to prove everyone wrong, Matthew should leak a sex tape that shows him absolutely railing the hell out of Sarah, not because I think that would be hot, but because I have a stomach ache and could really use a good vomit.
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By Lex August 27, 2013 @ 8:38 AM
People who make jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker ought to be trotted out and put down. It’s lame. She’s a busy working mother of between two and five specially grown womb kids. Yet she still finds time to workout eleven hours a day and get home to make coffee for the man leaving her husband’s room with a guilty look on his face. She’s to be admired. Now, go on, brush her coat shiny and feed her a fucking carrot.
Here’s style icon Sarah on vacation in Greece where’s she’s considered like a equine goddess.
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By Lex June 03, 2013 @ 12:19 PM
There’s no point in rehashing the progression of Sarah Jessica Parker from nerdy teen band girl to what she has become today, cabullus maxiumus. But here’s the thing about this old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be. She got new hooters. And dammit, you need to look at them. Even at a Scholastic Art & Writing Awards ceremony in New York. There’s no place where a big old set of mam-jobs won’t take attention away from your oat-crusted snout. That’s a fact. As proven by what you’re doing right now.
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By brendon March 23, 2012 @ 5:34 PM
The first official image from the CW’s ‘Sex and the City’ prequel has been released, showing AnnaSophia Robb as Carrie Bradshaw in the 1980’s. That’s the same girl Sarah Jessica Parker played in the 1990’s. And they really nailed it.
I have no idea what happened to her face in those middle years, but she must wake up screaming about it 5 times a week.
Robb must be relieved though. If I was a teenage girl, and someone said I looked like Sarah Jessica Parker, I would literally punch them in the face as hard as I could. Then I’d run to the bathroom, slam the door and lock it and slide down to the floor in uncontrollable tears. Later I’d carve “ugly” into my arm and take a bunch of laxatives, and a fireman would come through the door with an axe.
image source of sarah jessica parker at the louis vuitton show in paris on march 7, 2012 = getty, of robb last year in hawaii = flynet
By brendon September 13, 2011 @ 9:54 AM
Christine Hendricks attended the premiere of “I Don’t Know How She Does It” in New York last night, which means everyone else became nothing but scale to gauge the size of her tits. This sounds like a delightful movie by the way. I’d really like to hear more about how Sarah Jessica Parker is so fabulous at EVERYthing, ALL the time, because I’m so amazed by it. I hope there’s like 30 of these.
By brendon August 29, 2011 @ 3:25 PM
Sarah Jessica Parker and her veiny arms were out in New York this weekend, and the only way I can explain her career as a movie star is the same reason the Twilight books are so popular. Because women are always complaining about being held to a double standard of beauty, so when they read about some plain girl or see a movie with the feral wolf-like thing in these pictures, it makes them feel good about themselves. “Look,” Hollywood says, “here’s a movie starring a sinewy old witch, and handsome popular actors are in love with her. There’s no way you’re uglier than she is. Not as long as you’re reading this on earth.”
(image source = bauer griffin)